Hey, barista boy! (Michifer fanfic)

Chapter fourteen

When Michael woke up he looked around his house. His first thought was What the fuck happened, why is that chair in the wall, how did that get on the ceiling. Then his second thought was Oh right. Lucifer stayed the night.

He cleaned up the house a little bit and decided to wake everyone up. He was just going to wake them up with a normal friendly slap on the face, but when he saw a sharpie on the counter he got other ideas.

For Castiel he put drew an innocent pair of kitty whiskers. He knew that Cas was an innocent soul so he wasn't going to do anything like he would usually do.

But for Dean it's a completely different story. He drew a penis on the right side of his face and another one on the right, very details ones in fact. He drew one of pointing to his mouth and on his forehead he wrote "You are what you eat".

For Gabriel he drew a million penis' on his face. There wasn't a spot on his face where there wasn't a beautifully drawn penis.

On Sam's face he made Sam looked more like a moose. Which wasn't that much different but he made his point across.

And last but not least, lucifer. He made Lucifer looked more devilish, he put a goatee and a mustache. And of course a couple penises to top it off.

His work was done. Now it was time to wake him them up.

"YO HOMOS GET UP!"

"I'm straight."

"YO HOMOS AND DEFENSIVE DEAN GET UP SCHOOL IN 10!"

"Awe shit."

"Am I drunk?"

"Wha...DAMNIT I THOUGHT I WAS IN NARNIA WHY'D YOU WAKE ME!"

"Dude, why is there mash potatoes all over me?"

"Why am I here?"

After everyone was awake Michael went to finish getting dress and was hoping that no one would look in the mirror.

When he was brushing his teeth he heard a knock on the bathroom door. It opened and it was Lucifer.

"Let me just say I am so proud of you." He went up and hugged Michael. Michael was frozen.

"So..you understand why I did it right?" He asked Lucifer.

"Of course, if I had a chance to do that to anyone I would."

"So you won't be mad..right?"

"No why would I be-" lucifer turned his head to the bathroom mirror.

"You cheeky little shit." He whispered, narrowing his eyes at Michael and began walking slowly over to him.

"Uh..." Michael walked back. "Gotta go I'm gay." He slam the door in Luci's face and ran down the hallway. Dodging everything and everyone he could.

"MICHAEL YOU PENIS DRAWING PENIS COFEE MAKING LITTLE WHORE GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE NOW!" Do I really have to write who said that?

"I bet you would love my ass by you now." Michael jumped over the couch and hid under the kitchen counter.

"I hate this planet." Lucifer said and walked back into the bathroom, probably washing off Michael's creation.