Simon. Why do you hate me
Ethan. I don't
Simon. Well you haven't spoken to me for weeks
Ethan. I'm just busy
Simon. With what
Simon. Making up excuses to not record with me
Ethan. No just recording
Simon. Well are you going to come over today
Ethan. What
Simon. Ffs you forgot didn't you
Ethan. I thought it was next week
Simon. Well I'm not collecting you
Ethan. Please
Simon. No
Ethan. Fine
*texts between Ethan and josh*
Ethan. Josh
Josh. Yep
Ethan. Can you collect me
Ethan. Please
Josh. Sure
Josh. from where
Ethan. My house ,apparently I was coming over today
Josh. I thought it was next week
Ethan. Same but Simon said that it was today
Josh. Oh ok
Ethan. I just decided not to argue with him seen as he already hates me
Josh. He doesn't
Ethan. Whatever you say
Josh. I'm just gonna save the video I'm editing then I will come get you
Ethan. It's cool if you don't want to collect me I can get a taxi instead
Josh. No it's fine I'm just on my way now
Ethan. See you soon
*texts between Ethan and simon*
Ethan. I'm on my way now
Simon. What
Ethan. Josh has collected me and we are now driving to the house
Simon. Ok
Ethan. I'm bored
Simon. Me too
Ethan. I hate you
Simon. Oh
Simon. Ok
Simon. Why
Simon. I guess I was mean earlier
Simon. Sorry
Ethan. I SAID IT COZ IT RYMES
Ethan. I don't hate you
Ethan. I was only joking
Ethan. April fools
Simon. Good
Simon. Wasn't funny though
Ethan. The complete opposite
Simon. So you don't hate me
Ethan. No I love you
Simon. Let me guess April fools
Ethan. No I really do love you
Simon. Love you to bro
Ethan. To the moon and back
Simon. Yea X no homo
Ethan. C u soon babe
Simon. Yea. I am waiting for you baby
Simon. No homo
Ethan. I love you see you soon
Ethan. Homo
Simon. Xx
Simon. Very homo
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