(A/N: Basically what happened before the Vhope kiss in BTSARMY4LIFE 's Taekook Request. Enjoy my little perverts!)
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"A Dare's A Dare"
"Rock, paper, scissors! Rock, paper, scissors!! Rock, paper, scissors!!!"
"Alright," Kim Namjoon chuckled grinning deviously at Jung Hoseok. "Truth . . . or dare--"
"Dare." Hoseok interrupted, full of confidence as he answered almost immediately, and also smiling brightly.
"Oh, you're such a goner." Yoongi snorted, as him and Seokjin high-fived, before they each took a swig of their own bottles of alcohol.
"Oh, Mr. Sunshine," Seokjin sang perkily. "You're about to die---"
"Alright, seriously. How many bottles of alcohol have you two had?!!!" Namjoon questioned.
"Seokjin hyung has a nice ass---"
"Yoongi-ah's legs are fucking sexy---"
The room suddenly became deadly silent as the other boys awkwardly shifted around, not saying anything, since they were all at a loss for words. Namjoon pretended as if he suddenly needed to clean his reading glasses, Jimin was twiddling his thumbs, and Hoseok's expression showed that he was just a tiny bit scared.
"That didn't c'me out right . . ." Yoongi mumbled as his eyebrows knit together and his bottom lip jutted out in confusion.
"Yeah, what I mean to say was Yoongi-sshi has a fucking sexy dick." Jung Hoseok scoffed in disbelief, as Kim Namjoon's eyes grew incredibly wide, and Park Jimin gaped at the comment.
Yoongi giggled and draped an arm over Seokjin's broad shoulders. "Mmm~ Thanks, Seokjin hyung. Your dick's really fucking sexy too." Yoongi complemented Seokjin back, causing Hoseok to violently choke on his drink. {Do they seriously want us to get caught???! The others can't know we're in a relationship!} Hoseok mentally screeched and began undergoing his own 'panic mode.'
"Have you two ever even seen each other's dicks?" Namjoon quirked an eyebrow at the two oldest boys. Yoongi's eyes focused on Namjoon carefully as he was in deep thought, and Seokjin was slightly tilting his head.
". . . . . Yeah. But it's been a while, though." Seokjin answered, and frowned slightly, looking a bit upset. (Hoseok was practically dying of embarrassment from how much his boyfriends were stressing him out) Yoongi suddenly giggled, looped his fingers around his belt, and began gently tugging at it.
"Since you haven't seen it in a while, Seokjin hyung," Yoongi panted out. "Would you like to---"
"I'm SO recording this," Namjoon chuckled as he brought out his phone.
Suddenly, Hoseok rushed forward and took Yoongi's hands off of his own belt, causing the older boy to pout. "Fuck you, Jung," Yoongi insulted as he glared at the younger. "You know you wanna see this." The older boy growled in Hoseok's ear then licked the younger boy's lips (Hoseok had his back turned to Jimin and Namjoon so thankfully they didn't see anything), causing Hoseok to hiss in protest as Seokjin giggled, and his smile practically reached ear to ear. Seokjin's hand sneakily reached up and smacked Hoseok's ass, the sound easily echoing off the walls. The younger boy yelped, and jumped away from Seokjin (squeaking something along the lines of 'Daddy'). Seokjin bit his lip at the nickname, and Yoongi clearly groaned loudly. Hoseok's eyes widened covering his own mouth as Yoongi tried to pull him into a sloppy kiss.
"Alright you two, clearly the alcohol is getting to both of your heads, so you need some rest." Hoseok said pushing the older boys into their bedroom and slamming the door afterwards. Hoseok took a deep sigh of relief, and returned with wide eyes. To make himself a bit more calm, Hoseok avoided Jimin and Namjoon's eyes as he chugged on an opened bottle of alcohol.
"Umm hyung?" Jimin called with an eyebrow raised, causing Hoseok to look at the younger curiously, the dark bottle still attached to his lips. "That's Seokjin hyung's bottle so you're technically kissing him indirectly, right---"
Hoseok's eyes widened at how obvious he was making everything, and dramatically spit the alcoholic drink out of his mouth. Namjoon's eyes were closed as he slowly grabbed a napkin and wiped his face from Hoseok's drink.
"I-I'm sorry hyung-- it was an accident, I swear." Hoseok stuttered.
"Yeah, whatever. On with the dare. I dare you to . . . . . kiss Taehyung, and lick his lips."
"B-bwo???!!! Are you crazy?! I'm not kissing that-that, thing!!!"
"Hoseok hyung, TaeTae actually is a human being you know." Jimin snickered. "Well, Namjoon hyung, it looks like we need the hot candle wax for Hoseok hyung's punishment."
"No!!!!!! I'll do it!"
"Just remember Hobi- if Jungkook catches you you don't have to play anymore, alright?"
"Yes, hyung . . . man I am so gonna regret this." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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