Male X MALE Reader

Deadpool x Funny!male!reader

//this a request and i suck at writing funny so... im so sorry. Reader will be a bit more sarcastic but everyone has a different version of funny so yeahhhhh
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New York was as loud as ever as the sun began setting and the air got cooler. (Name) was sitting in his small apartment wrapped in a blanket as he waited for his mercenary boyfriend to come back home as he heard the window open causing the slightly tired male to look over and speak in a sarcastic tone "oh no totally, fuck windows ya know, because who needs doors" as he slowly got up and walked towards him and stared up at the masked shit disturber. "You should be safe being so tall, and you know like come down and kiss me" he said trying to be convincing as Wade laughed under his mask and spoke in his usual tone "of course cupcake~" as he leaned down and "pecked" his lips from behind his mask, causing name to groan and speak under his breath

"fucking bullshit ass mask, getting in the way of my possible face battle, dick.." as deadpool ignored his mood swings and laughed before picking him up and skipping to the couch, (name) still in his blanket burrito as he snuggled in his chest happily before seeing a bit of trash on the coffee table and whispered "my people..." before looking up at wade and spoke once more "I'm bored, you should fix that" as Wade raised an eyebrow---(name ) just realizing he took off his mask, causing him to smile slightly. He didn't get to see under wades mask very often so he made sure to remember his face as best as he could. Wade got an idea as he slowly moved a hand lower towards (m/n)s ass causing the boy to speak with dead eyes "imagine Martha Stewart naked" as an attempt to get him to stop fondling his small ass--it didn't work. (Name) began thinking of ways to get his lover to stop fondling his ass as he began talking about adorable animals "Polar bears are so adorable, even though with one swipe they will take off your head~" he said Dreamily as he attempted to stiffle a moan before pushing him off while yelling "AMBER ALERT! AMBER ALERT!" and pushing him off of him, and standing up.

"Baaaaabbbeeee~" Wade whined as he looked at the shorter male who was just starting at him with a dead expression as he crossed his arms as to say 'no way' before speaking "us banging tonight is going to be as likely as me becoming a fucking woman" with a grumpy tone before wondering into the kitchen and saying "Go watch clown porn or some shit!" as he grabbed a drink and sipped it softly as his lover replied "Why can't we make clown porn together?!" as (name) sighed and walked back into the livingrokm and plopped on his lover abd cuddled into him "I am just to tired for sex shit head" as he slowly drifted off, leaving his lover to play with his hair and watch some fucked up show and clean his guns peacefully.

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Yeah this sucks oh gee I'm sorry