The first thing I did when I woke up was puke my guts out in the bathroom. I sobbed in defeat when I realized that I was kind of on my own, leaning against the wall as I buried my face in my hands, hiding from anyone who could and or would walk into the bathroom at that moment.
A knock sounded at the door and I rolled towards the wood, turning the knob to let whoever was knocking, inside. It was Meredith.
"I heard you puking up your guts. Figured you would need some help." she stated, handing me a glass of water and a few pills along with it. I chugged down the medicine then laid back on the ground, sighing with distress.
Another knock sounded then Cristina walked inside, laying in the bathtub.
"Boys suck." I whined, covering my eyes. "Why must we be females? Men always want the cookie and we always give it to them. And then they want back in the cookie jar."
"It's not us. It's them. Them and their stupid boy penises. They didn't tell me they had a wife. They gave absolutely no warning that they were going to break up with you." Meredith explained.
"It's not that Burke broke up with me. It's how he broke up with me. Like it was business. Like it was a business transition,like he's the boss of me!" Cristina exclaimed, sliding open the shower door.
"He is the boss of you." Mere and I chorused, sighing.
"That's why you shouldn't sleep with your boss. Cause they can get you pregnant. And that can screw your life and job over." I replied, shrugging.
"And what's worse is that I care." the Korean woman muttered, sliding the door shut again. Meredith scooted towards the toilet then grumbled, "I think I'm gonna throw up."
"False alarm."
Look, the problem is estrogen." Cristina explained, opening the shower door again. Meredith shook her head and protested, "No, the problem is tequila."
"No, it's boys and their stupid boy penises. They're big bosses and think they're all bossy and that they can boss us around to do stuff... And thangs. It's stupid." I stated.
"I used to be all business, and then he goes and gets me pregnant." Cristina exclaimed.
"With their stupid boy penises." Mere and I muttered. The Korean growled while hitting her head against the tile then snapped, "Now, I'm having hormone surges. He ruined me. I'm ruined. He turned me into this fat, stupid, pregnant girl. Who cares! Estrogen!"
George and Izzie entered the bathroom while I exited,taking my chance to fix some breakfast. I decided on crepes, thinking it sounded delicious to my two person body.
I cooked while dancing to Nirvana, humming to myself as my roommates plus Cristina joined me in the kitchen.
"She's... Dancing." George whispered but I could still hear him over my loud music.
"I heard that! Yes, I'm dancing." I shouted, grinning as Cristina muttered, "Mood swings much?" I shot her a smug look then mouthed, "Just remember, I'm feeding your pregnant ass."
Hell,I'm feeding my pregnant ass. She sighed, knowing that she had been defeated before I shut off the music, setting their plates in front of everyone.
We finished eating and they praised my delicious breakfast then we left for the hospital. When we arrived, Derek walked over and Meredith begun telling him off.
I walked inside the hospital, shaking my head as I bumped into Burke. He smiled but my mouth failed to do anything other than fall open.
"Um, Parker? You good?" he asked, placing a hand on my shoulder. I stepped back and my mind scattered for an excuse but before the terrible lie that spilled from my mouth,"Just peachy. "
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