"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Cover by RaghaddMurad
Highest Rating: #1 in short story
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Ring, ring
Ring, ring
You have reached my voicemail once again. Misfit, there is no way that I will lose to you, no matter what it is in. Be prepared to go down in the hall of losers. Anyone else that happened to call me at this time, please know that I will get back to you shortly.
Please state your message after the beep
Beeeeep
Oliver, don't do this. All it will do is tear apart a friendship that I love dearly. Its better for everyone to leave me anonymous. Please, for me.