"Hello?"
"Is your house on fire?"
"No...?"
"Man, I thought it was because you're so dang hot."
"I think you need to work on that."
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One prank call
One girl
One guy
One great story
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Cover by RaghaddMurad
Highest Rating: #1 in short story
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Ring, ring
"I have an emergency."
"Oh my gosh, you haven't called me in three days. Are you okay? What's the emergency?"
"Aw, I'm so glad that you care about me that much, but I'm fine. Anyways, you saw me on Tuesday, remember? My emergency is that I need help picking out a shirt."
"A shirt?! That's why you called me? To help you pick out a shirt?"
"Did I do something wrong by calling you?"
"No, no, it's just-"
"Just what?"
"You had me worried there for a second."
"Wait, I made you worried?"
"Yes, but don't wave it in my face."
"But that's so sweet!"
"Shut it Lewellan. What two shirts do you have laid out?"
"I have a red flannel, a blue flannel, or a grey long-sleeved shirt."
"Such a hard choice, since you look awful in everything."
"Hey!"
"Whoops, sorry."
"I can sense the sarcasm dripping through your pores."
"I would wear the grey long-sleeved shirt. It's sure to make Fay swoon."
"Would it make you swoon?"
"No."
"Oh, okay."
"Yeah. Since I helped you, will you help me?"
"Sure. What do you need?"
"Should I wear a black dress, or jeans and a flannel shirt to the concert?"
"I would wear jeans and, instead of the flannel, your leather jacket and the white t-shirt."
"That would actually be perfect. Thanks for your opinion."
