“Excuse me, Ever, are you ready?” The door opened and reviled Rob. I smiled at him and nodded my head. I followed him out the door and down stairs to the car. Rob is around twenty years old. I don’t really see much of him, even though I circle around the house about four times a day when I’m bored.
I climbed into the car and Rob closed the door behind him, making his way to the drivers seat. I turned to James who was to my left. “So what kind of questions are we going to be asked this time?” I asked him.
He just shrugged and looked out the window as Rob took us off to our destination. I rolled my eyes and slumped in my seat. Careful not to ruin my dress.
But I know one things for sure. I hope I do not kiss James again.
*~*~*~*~*
I’ve gone through about fifty questions, to pitchers of water, fifteen kisses with James, and twenty people have asked me the same question, “What do you and Prince James do in your spare time?” Gee I don’t know, have wild sex. How’s that answer for you?
I sighed and slumped in my seat and took another sip from my water. I glanced at James. He was staring at some girl in the crowd. I rolled my eyes and looked up at the sky. Great, it was getting a horrible gray color. Just the perfect time to rain.
I looked back at James, hoping he would look back at me so I could tell him we should go. When he didn’t look at me for about a minute I kicked him under the table. James sharply turned his head toward me.
Since people could hear us and were watching us intently I clenched my teeth tightly and smiled. “Honey, I’m awfully tired. We should get going.” I said as sweetly as I could without wanting to light him on fire.
“But sweetheart, they still have bit more questions to ask us. I’m sure you can wait an hour extra.” He smirked back at me.
I closed my eyes for a few seconds, trying to make sure I didn’t flip out in front of everyone. I went closer to him and whispered in his ear, “Wipe that fucking smirk off your face before I beat you with a stick,” By now everyone was taking pictures of the ‘happy couple’ sharing a few secrets. Even though I said that James still had the same smirk on his face, to make people believe that he was happy with whatever I was saying.
“Its about to rain and your talking about an hour. If my hair gets wet, I swear your sleeping on the floor in the hotel tonight.” I smiled and leaned back. James still had that stupid little smirk on his face and moved his finger, telling me to come forward.
I leaned forward, then James put his mouth near my ear, with his hand on my neck. He was pulling a bit of my hair. “I don’t care if its going to rain, you could soak in the rain for all I bloody care.”
He released and leaned back in his chair. ‘Your going to get it.’ I mouthed to him.
‘Bring it,’ he mouthed back. I raised my eyebrows and stood up. “Sorry for the inconvenience ladies and gentlemen. My apologies, but we have to get going. Prince James has a terrible stomach ache. It looks like he might poop himself. Anyway, have a safe drive home. It looks like it might rain soon.”
Everyone yelled a bye and started to take pictures and take notes. I grabbed James’ hand and lead him to the parking lot where Rob was waiting. While we were walking I took my phone out my bra. I checked the time. Great, almost eleven. I rolled my eyes and pushed James in the car.
“To the hotel please Robbie!” I yelled to Rob in the front.
“You’ve got it, Dear!” He yelled back, and then took off. I smiled and turned to James.
