Dear Austin,
I knew thee in my youth, and when you had a singing competition against Mya and won. Your hair then had a buzz-cut and you were way chubby. Like way chubby.
My love for thee is like a couch full of fluff that people put their butts on as they watch Disney Channel Original Movies. Dear bae, we must sit on a couch as we watch High School Musical. We will be "soarin'" and "flyin'" with our love, for who needs wings? Who needs sunshine or flowers or chocolate when we...
We have love.
Honey bunches of oats, if you say you won't love me I will be like Reese Peanut Butter Cups without peanut butter. And without my love you will be legit helpless. You won't be able to walk and you won't be able to breath because I may or may not choke you. So just love me because #worthit.
And not to mention my wicked skills at Apples to Apples. I am the best at that game and think of all the fun we have had playing that game while you were asleep. Now might be a good time to mention I watch you when you sleep, but I know you don't mind because you love me. Right?
Shall I compare our love to a TV remote? Yes. Our love is like a TV remote, and I think you know why.
Also, you look gay, but I can handle that because the other girls will be warned off. Your emo hair makes you look like you're from 2007 and that should probably change if this is going to work out. #mancrushmonday
-all my endless love, Mary Poppins
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Love Letters
HumorLizzy and Emma would like to give credit to Shelby, their dear friend, for writing the first fake love letter that initially started this whole thing. Because of that first letter we now have Mary Poppins and a whole lot of fun.
