Super Computer

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Credits to: StanleyTheHedgehog (he was actually the one who did this part I'm the only one who edited some of his grammars so it's probably his work)

It was a boring afternoon and Lilac invited Stanley, Sonic, Tails, Scourge, Shadow and Amy on her house.

Stanley: Who wants to build a super computer?

Lilac: ME! (I don't have to do it anyway)

Tails: ME!!!!!!!!!

Shadow: You three are just annoying like Silver and Sonic.

Sonic: HEY!!!

Silver: Did someone call my name?

Shadow: *facepalms himself*

Tails: So... *drops alot of Computer parts on the table*... Where do we start? *looks at Stanley*

Stanley: Well, we need is to get a Power Supply, Mother board. 3x of 64 Terrabytes of Hardrive and a Hardrive raid setup..... *notices Tails bringing the stuff* Where did you get these stuff Tails? 0.0

Tails: Well, because we're always destroying Eggmans base and lair, I picked up these parts from his Computer Main Frame Setup, luckly he didn't put tracking devices on these, that's how I get the stuff

Stanley: O...kay???.... Now LETS START BUILDING! So the first thing is an Intel Xenon 356XL Overclocked to 1.6200 GHZ, six of them for exact; a Nvidia Geforce Graphics Card, 7 of them; and some 8 TB Drives for backup storage if the 64 Raid Setup dies, 18 DDR 5 RAM and a 3,500 WATT POWER SUPPLY's and some long extension cords

Lilac: What are extension cords???

Stanley: Well, if the thing fails and explodes, then we're safe from the explosion

Lilac: WHAT!? YOU MEAN THERE IS A POSSIBILITY THAT IT WILL BURN MY HOUSE DOWN?!?

Stanley: Let's find out. *turns on switch* TAKE COVER!!!!!

Sonic: *walks in, and notices a long extension cord*, WHAT IS THIS ALL ABOUT!?!, *notices a 110v-220v Switch*, Oh... This might be Stanley's new switch that he installed here, *switches to 110v*

3.....2.....1

BOOOOOM!

Stanley: What was that?

Tails: The Computer... *saddens because of technical errors* According to my calculations, if someone did switch the 220v to 110v this would happen

Lilac: But..... Who the hell would do that?

Stanley: *notices his father falling* *picks him up*, DAD!, Are you ok?

Sonic: Yeah. *cough* I'm f-fine, but I thought that was the new on switch that you installed earlier.

Stanley: *drops him again* So that's why the thing exploded, how much did your memory degrade dad?

Sonic: Aw.... *slowly stands up*, Well , I think it degraded..... ALOT!

Tails: MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT!!!

Lilac: So are we gonna stare at the broken machine or are we gonna rebuild it? And SONIC, do you know what is a voltage switch?

Sonic: No.....

Lilac: *facepalms herself* MY GAWD SONIC!!! That's why you blew up your old SEGA Genesis too, isn't it?

Sonic: Technically *raises hand* YES!

Lilac: For now, Sonic, don't touch any switch unless I say so!!!!

Sonic: YES ma'am!

Stanley: It would take hours to rebuild the Power Supply so, I'll buy one *gets his wallet and bag*

Tails: HERE WE GO AGAIN.........

Scourge: Why ain't I invited here?

Lilac: Because you and Sonic will just SCREW THINGS UP!!!!!

Scourge: Okay....Okay.... Calm Down.... GEEZ.......

Amy: *walks in* What did I miss?

Shadow: Well, you see; Stanley here tried to blow up the house.

Stanley: It was dad's fault!

Sonic: Why me?

Shadow: 'Cause your the dumbass here who tried to switch the voltage.

Silver: Oh goodie.!

Sonic: SHUT UP SILVER *slaps silver*

Amy: Then you two are grounded, as I mean grounded on Video Games and TV.

Sonic and Stanley: Awwww.....

Stanley: Why is it my fault? It's dads fault in changing the voltage. T^T

Sonic: Yes, but i thought that was a on switch.

Shadow: What a great idea Sonic, to blow up Lilac's house.

Lilac: 0_0 *slowly walks away*

Then Tails came and said...

Tails: The machine is now fixed! Now, we can track Eggman and get more internet and storage.

Amy: We're still not done yet, Sonic.

Sonic: *Gulp*

Stanley: I'm going with Lilac. *walks away and catches Lilac's speed*

THE END

That's all guys! It was supposed to be posted last month but I got quite lazy. :P So yeah! Don't forget to follow StanleyTheHedgehog. He's my friend. :3

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