Letters to non-sentient beings, vol. 1

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Dear Weather,

          I just love it when you are sunny for days and suddenly you're snowing. Do you sense my sarcasm? You're lucky I'm not leaving the house today. You're very lucky.


Dear Cereal,

          Why are you only frosted on ONE side? Lame. It sounds like you're just being lazy.


Dear Blanket,

         Thank you for staying warm. When it comes to being warm, I would say "yes, go to blanket. He's the best there is." Keep up the good work.



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