Aries: "He's like, if Satan and Nepeta had a child. I love it."
Taurus: "mmm, frog guts."
Gemini: "wow, it really is like you're right there, watching pikachu eat his own tail."
Cancer: "I want to kill him. And have his babies."
Leo: "I'm gonna cry. This is the T mobile of classes."
Virgo: "Hey, mom. I'm calling to let you know that I have started a cult."
Libra: "I swear to god, I will push you into that cactus if you lecture me one more time."
Scorpio: "I will laugh when she finally snaps, and kills you. I will laugh. "
Sagittarius: "it's like the earth HATES us!"
Capricorn: "I would hella be friends with me. That is, if I didn't have crippling anxiety."
Aquarius: "Everyone I know thinks I'm crazy. Except you. You KNOW I'm crazy."
Pisces: "well, I guess I'm special."
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RandomThis starts out bad but i SWEAR it gets better. It's just a bunch of weird shit that i think about. i think there's a few zodiac things in there but idk
