Aries: YOU REMEMBER HOW YOUR BACKYARD BARBECUE GO, THE SMITHS?!?!?! PRETTY GOOD IT DOESN'T SEEM! NEXT TIME YOU INVITE PAM!
Taurus: ♪ Who's my little bundle of joy/You are full of coffee grounds ♪ wheeeeeeee!
Gemini: NO RULES, JUST RIGHT, SEE YOU TOMORROW! BUT YOU WON'T BE SEEING ME! I JUST ATE YOUR DICK MEAT FOR SURE!
Cancer: You remind me of a lover I once took... he brokedance... and had antennae...
Leo: I DO THIS!
Virgo: I have a son, he's a can of peas
Libra: OH GOD, I'VE GOT YOU TURNED AROUND ALL HIGGLEDY-PIGGLEDY
Scorpio: OVERSEER, I TAKE YOUR AUTHORITY. NOW I OVERSEE YOUR NAKED, FATTY FLESH. I BET YOU DID NOT OVERSEE THAT COMING.
Sagittarius: i will take a hammer, and fix the baby...
Capricorn: baby need snack
Aquarius: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR SHIT? IT GOT CRAZY.
Pisces: STAY SAFE, HONEY. MANY ROBO-KISSES IN FUTURE, YES.
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RandomThis starts out bad but i SWEAR it gets better. It's just a bunch of weird shit that i think about. i think there's a few zodiac things in there but idk
