Why the Classic Rock fandom Rules [COMPLETED]

WHAT DID I JUST WATCH!?

Winner of last chapters Best Comment Award: spacexoddity
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Okay so I found this video and I'm dying.

Like- Frank vs Freddie. Pfft it's obvious who the winner is.

Freddie was amazing- Frank was just an âsshole. But, it was undeniably funny.

But that IS NOT WHY I TITLED THIS CHAPTER SO DRAMATICALLY.

I just...watched...uh-...you know... The Man who fell to Earth.

radiomeddows  WAS TALKING ABOUT IT AND I GREW CURIOUS.

So-...I was like: *Shrugs* meh, how bad can it be.

OH DEAR LORD.

I thought everything was going all good and dandy- some drama, some fantastic shots of David.

Then BAM.

He-....well...I just-...I can't. No...I'm not able to even explain...AND HE WAS SO ATTRACTIVE (as usual) THROUGHOUT THE WHOLE THING AND I HAVE NEVER FELT MORE JEALOUS.

But-...WHY?! Why would you do this to meeee?!

I mean- I know I'm already married...but...even Steven cannot deny David's hotness. No one can.

SO I JUST FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE AND JEALOUS AGHHHH.

That's like- when I'm watching Steven Tyler in a video...what video was it- uhhhh...dâmn I forget!

But- anyway, he was really, really hothothot. (Duh)

And-...they were talking about (they being Steven, Joe, And a friend.) relationships, séx, things like that.

So- Joe is talking about his girlfriend Billie- and it's all cute and 'awe'.

Steven isn't with anyone at the moment- being as he's single so I'm all like 'YAY.'

Then-...he was taking about this girl he liked...and how they had séx before. And- she was there...long story short- Joe and some guy friends were drunk and walked in on them having a heated make out session...and I nearly had a heart attack. I mean- really heated.

In all retrospect- I know it seems ignorant and messed up for 'us' to get mad when our 'husbands' or whatever, be in a relationship- or things like that.

But- I just love him that's all XD. I've never met him. I don't personally know what he was like back in the 70's. I just- don't know.

Seriously-...that whole thing with David...WHY DID THEY MAKE SO MANY SHOTS IN THE BEDROOM?! LIKE SERIOUSLY. THE ONLY PART THAT I WAS GLAD TO SEE WAS WHEN THEY WERE JUST CUDDLING AFTERWARDS. I AM NOT EVEN HAPPY TO SEE THAT AT LEAST.

I mean- I'm glad I got to see David. But, REALLY?!

~Oi vey...😏😳😡

~QUESTION OF THE DAY

What would you do, if you were close friends with your fav classic rockstar- and you were jealous of a potential relationship they could have? Even better- if someone was hitting on them and you really wanted to make a move? What would you do, how?