Why the Classic Rock fandom Rules [COMPLETED]

I CANNOT BREATHE

Winner of last chapters best comment award: MagicalMysteryFan
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*Struggles to inhale properly*

*Wheezes*

*Chokes on own breath*

*Faints*

MY AUNT JUST SENT ME A PHOTO OF HER CLOSE MATE WHILE SHE WAS AT WORK....

[ I will not upload the photos- due to the fact, I don't want to put up this girl on the web, without her knowledge. I'm considerate, you know! :3]

Anyways- this girl works at an ice cream parlor with her sister...

And- guess who lives literally a ten minutes drive away?

ACKKKKK.

He stops by and literally stays for quite some time- just talking and making friends with everyone in the store.

MY BABY.

My aunt sends me photos of the girl (her friend) and Senpai Tyler doing each others hair.

*gross sobbing*

MY AUNT SENDS ME PHOTOS LIKE THIS ALL THE TIME.

I'm literally hugging my inhaler.

XC

*sigh* I can only hope one day, my Senpai will notice me.

Even if that means, it takes a two second hello.

Or- even a sideways glance.

I'm not picky.

I'd just like to say hello, and let him know I appreciate him.

:3

Jane won't kiss me...

;-;

I don't know why.

(*Chokes on laughter and dies.*)

I love making innuendoes around her- of course, she doesn't get them right away...

Highlights of last nights conversation:

Me: My lips are swollen, damnit.

Gorgeous Wife of mine: *Concerned words* (I don't remember XD.)

Me: I miss youuuuu- that's why they hurt. (Throb)

Gorgeous Wife of mine: *Stays oblivious to my meaning* Awe.

Me: ...They're wet, too.

Gorgeous Wife of mine: Eh..

Me: ;-;

Gorgeous Wife of mine: ?

Me: ...You have not caught on?

Gorgeous Wife of mine: ..?

Me: ...

Gorgeous Wife of mine: ...

Gorgeous Wife of mine: !!!

Gorgeous Wife of mine: *Facepalm*

Me: *Ba dum tsk*

My lips- 👄 - attached to my FACE, were actually swollen. XD

I bite them too much..

~eek!

~QUESTION OF THE DAY
Make an innuendo (to me).

Mwheheheheh.