Harry Potter: Explorer Chronicles

Chapter 9: Christmas in MEXICO

I still do not own Harry Potter

Lot's of yelling in this chapter, this chapter is shorter then usual, mostly because I couldn't think of a whole lot.

Chapter 9: Christmas in MEXICO

The following takes place on December 25th, 2001

Mexico city, Mexico

"I LOVE TACOS!" said Daxter as he bite into a Mexican taco before he yelled "AHHH SPICYYYYYYYYYYYY" he grabbed his soda and chugged it down quickly

Harry laughed loudly at Daxter and said, "Did I forget to mention that the Mexicans make their tacos a little more spicy then ours?"

Every year they went somewhere exotic for every major holiday, this year they picked Mexico. They were at a small taco shack for lunch, they were sitting at a table near the taco stand eating, Alfy was under the table enjoying a plate of taco meat.

"YEAH YOU DID, it would have been nice to know." said Daxter

"Claim down, Daxter." said Harry as he bite into his own taco, he decided to start a conversation since it was the best way to make Daxter forget things. "Did you read in the prophet last month how my brother apparently defeated a mountain troll?"

"Yeah I saw that, I wonder how they did it, your brother's not you, he couldn't be powerful enough to defeat a mountain troll." said Daxter

"Merlin showed me, they defeated it, but not in a very glamorous way." said Harry

"Oh really, how did they beat it?" asked Daxter

"My brother stuck his wand up it's nose and his redheaded friend hit it in the back of the head with the troll's own club." stated Harry

Daxter's mouth dropped "PLEASE tell me you are joking."

"No" said Harry

Daxter broke out laughing "HE STUCK HIS WAND UP THE TROLL'S NOSE! WELL IT'S OBVIOUS YOU GOT THE BRAINS." yelled Daxter, who was still laughing hysterically

Harry chuckled "Yeah, no kidding."

Daxter wiped tears out of his eyes before saying "I bet they told their classmates a different story."

"Yeah probably, that one would get them laughed at for their stupidity." said Harry

"Any other stupid things your brother has done?" asked Daxter

"No, not really." said Harry

"Shame your brother always knows how to make someone laugh." said Daxter "Then again your entire family isn't exactly normal."

"What's that suppose to mean?" asked Harry

"Well let's see, your mom attacked THE Albus Dumbledore and WON." said Daxter "Your sister has hardly any friends and likes the brother she has only met once over the brother she has LIVED with for over nine years, and your FATHER, don't even get me started on him."

"Yeah, I guess my family is weird." said Harry

"Aren't you going to ask me what's wrong with you?" asked Daxter

"Daxter, I was orphaned by my family because of a manipulative headmaster with greater good syndrome, my brother took credit for defeating one of the most evil dark lords ever when it was really me who defeated him, I lived in a orphanage for six years before being found by MERLIN, I am an elemental and one of the most powerful wizards in history and I am only ELEVEN, not to mention my BEST friend is a two feet tall, orange, talking FERRET." Said Harry

"I'm an OTTESEL, and I can see your point, you are the weirdest of your family without a doubt." said Daxter

"Thank you, it's nice that we agree that I am not normal." said Harry