Harry Potter: Explorer Chronicles

Chapter 14: Interational Dueling Tournament

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Chapter 14: International Dueling Tournament

The Following takes place on August 2nd, 2002

Tel Aviv, Israel

"THIS is a vacation." said Daxter, who was laying on a chair near the hotel pool, staring at the numerous woman in bikinis who were swimming or near the pool. They were staying at a nice five star hotel in Tel Aviv, they had heard nothing about the Delacour incident, not shocking since wizarding newspapers in the Middle east don't tell much about what's going on in Europe.

"THIS is what normal people do for fun? NOTHING?" asked Harry, who was laying on a chair next to Daxter, he was wearing swim trunks and was shirtless, he was trying to get a tan.

"YES, NORMAL people do this, this is a lot less stressful then over little trip to the GAZA STRIP yesterday

Flashback- one day ago

"HARRY IF WE DIE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU" yelled Daxter, as he held onto Harry's shoulder, while Harry ran with an AK-47 in his hands. Harry turned a corner and saw another muggle terrorist after him, before the terrorist could open fire, Harry fired a burst of machine gun at the terrorist, killing the terrorist. "HARRY BEHIND YOU." Harry quickly took cover behind the corner as an RPG came flying towards him.

Flashback ended

"Oh come, it wasn't that bad." said Harry, it's not like they haven't been shot at or blown up before

"NOT BAD, we had an ARMY of HAMAS after us because they thought YOU were a SPY!" said Daxter

"May I remind you it was YOUR 'natural sense of direction' that got us in the line of fire?" said Harry

Flashback- one day ago

"Daxter, why don't we just use the map?" asked Harry, as he was walking down one of the alleys in the Gaza strip

"Men don't use maps, we have a natural sense of direction." said Daxter, they turned a corner and found a team of masked man setting up a rocket, the men saw them, grabbed their guns and starting shooting

Flashback ended

"Some 'natural' sense of direction you have!" said Harry

"HEY, we wouldn't have been there if it wasn't for you wanting to see the Gaza strip." said Daxter

"Whatever." said Harry, pulling out his PDA

Daxter sighed and looked back at the pool "But come on, this is nice, Harry. You, me, sitting by a pool looking at beautiful Israeli women in peaceful Israel." just as he said that a bomb was heard going off somewhere in Tel Aviv

"Yeah, 'peaceful' is not a word I would use to describe Israel, a nation that has been at war for over 50 years and suffers daily rocket attacks." said Harry, who got used to the daily rocket attacks and suicide bombings.

"Well its nicer then going back to Europe and facing the Delacours." said Daxter

"True, but you do realize we can't stay here forever?" asked Harry, he had unfinished business in Europe

"Yeah, Yeah, your evil revenge plan against Dumbledore. We will stay in Israel for a few months and then head back to Europe." said Daxter

"MONTHS? We are not spending months in Israel." said Harry, they never stayed anywhere for more then a few weeks or a month at the most

"Well I sure as hell am not going to any other of these middle eastern countries; if we go to Iran we will get shot or thrown in prison, or BOTH; There is a WAR going on in Afghanistan; Iraq is run by a lunatic French dictator..."