Jesus (aaaaaayyyyy) told peter, come forth and I shall grant you eternal life. Instead, peter came fifth and got a toaster.
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Jesus (aaaaaayyyyy) told peter, come forth and I shall grant you eternal life. Instead, peter came fifth and got a toaster.
