I Slapped You

Chapter 3

Boo Boo and Louise walk down the hallway and Louise is trying to describe her awful school as well as she can. Boo Boo finally says, "Hey, I know you're having a lot of fun showing me around, but this school is pretty small. I think after awhile I can get the jist. Want to just go back and talk like friends? Or are you just going to tell me the history of this water fountain?" A kid sees Boo Boo and says, "OH MY GOD YOU'RE FROM THAT LAME BOY BAND BOYZ4NOW. AHAHA. YOU GET BANKRUPT? WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE BUDDY? HAHAH" Louise, angry, says "Look buddy, I hope you're not allergic to nuts cause yours are about to go in your throat. You know I will. Why don't you just run along now." The kid knew Louise would hurt him, but he didn't want his masculinity to be threatened so he says "What are you gonna do, little girl?" Louise looks him in the eye and says, "Alright, you asked for it." And slaps him in the face. The kid says, "WHAT THE HECK LOUISE. GOSH." and she says "SEE YA GONAD!!!" As soon as Boo Boo saw Louise slap the Gonad he knew exactly where he had seen her before.

He knew this girl. Louise wasn't new. She has used that exact same slap on him before. Maybe she didn't remember, he thought. Maybe she didn't recognize him. It's been a couple of years now, and they had both grown since then. He thought he shouldn't bring that up cause that's weird. No one even cares about Boyz4Now at this point. She was young, he was young. He thought it would be best not to ask her, and just get a fresh new friend. Boo Boo gets a shy smile and says, "Haha, thanks for that back there. I don't think I could have fought him and ruin my perfect complexion." He laughs. Louise smiles and says, "Oh, well don't worry about it. Thank you for giving me the chance to slap someone. It's a hobby of mine." "OH IS IT." he thinks to himself. While they were walking back to their classroom Louise starts to think to herself. Why didn't he remember her as much as she remembered him? She did something crazy to get his attention on they day they first met. She snuck on his tour bus for crying out loud. NO ONE would do that. How could he not remember? Did that happen often? Did people slap him often? That must be really sad. Do a lot of girls wear the same bunny ears as her? Boo Boo snapped her out of her train of thought by saying "Hey remember when we were supposed to be talking on this stroll to class? To become friends?" Louise thinks to herself, "HAH, SPEAKING OF REMEMBERING." But says, "Oh, yeah. Sorry. Seems I forgot. Weird. I'm usually not one to forget things." Boo Boo thinks to himself, "Hah, I'm not too sure about that."