Leo Valdez POV
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"Or maybe my aunt is a Avenger, Black Widow to be precise."
Mr.Military just looked at me with disbelief.
"H-how?" He stuttered out.
"Well, since I haven't known anyone females to work at Stark Towers besides that one ginger, and I don't know of it's because no women apply for a job there, or if Tony Stark refuses to hire them, so I basically ruled most of the female population out but not entirely, you know, just in case. Also, I know that the Avengers only have one female member, kinda sexist if you ask me cuz I know a bunch of kick-a*s girls. In the end, all I had to was just put 2 and 2 together. In concluuuusiiooon," I said whilst stretching out the end. "Judging by the look on your face, I'm right. But one more thing, wouldn't you have to be like super high clearance to know any of the Avengers identities. But since you do, I'm gonna assume that you're an Avenger too?" I asked. He nodded, while I smirked.
"Don't look so surprised, under these awesome locks of hair, I do happen to have an equally as sexy brain." I said still smirking.
"But as you're still on mute mode I'm gonna guess which Avengers you are, nod if I'm right. Ok let's see, not strong or green enough to be Hulk, hairs too short for Thor. I've heard that Hawkeye had dirty blonde hair, so that rules him out too. No offense intended in this one, but I feel that you're too normal to be Iron Man. And unless there is something that missed, you aren't the Black Widow, cuz, from the show you've put so far, I'm hoping you're a dude. Whelp, that only leaves good old Captain America. Are you Captain America?" I ask hopefully. He nodded while I grinned.
"Well come on Mr.America, the path to the Avengers Tower is just the second star to the left, and straight on till morning!" I exclaimed, pointing up at the Tower, dramatically.
This seemed to do the trick. Seeing as, he FINALLY snapped out of his daze. After he was successfully back in the land of the living, he looked at. All he did was shake his head while smiling a bit.
"What?" I asked, giving him a crooked grin.
"Just a few things:
1)I just remembered that I still don't know your name.
2)How you figured all that out just by going to Stark Towers and looking at it, is just amazing.
And 3), if there's one thing you got from your aunt Natasha, it's her freaky integration skills."
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Bad Boy Supreme meet Black Widow
FanfictionI had promoted this story on my other wattpad book: "Hawkeye meet Half-Blood" and was encouraged to write it so here. ΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩΩ Black Widow/ Natasha Romanoff is Leo Valdez's aunt. What will happen. Punches, hugs, or pranks. Read to fi...
