Ass Guard Has Throne Goals

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Leo Valdez POV
When I opened my eyes, I could already tell something was off. For one, I was dreaming and 2) I was in this unrecognizable place, with a man of whom I did not know perched on top of this big AF gold throne in the middle of the throne.

"Well, well, well, it seems as though my prodigy is finally awake." The mystery man said whilst grinning evilly. whilst he's saying only one thought is running through my mind: DA FUQ?!?!

"Well, I know I'm bad as*, sexy, and awesome, but I'm not gay. So I can't be yours man, sorry." I replied. Sassily might I add. What? When in doubt, be sassy.

"Where are we?" I asked, feigning a bored expression. Is it possible for ADHD to trigger in dreams? Or is that just my natural awesome personality at work?

"Well technically, we're inside your head, but if mean the look of the setting, then my dear Leo, well we are in Asgard." He answered, still with that nasty grin.

Waaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiitttttttttt.....

"So were are in Ass Guard, then huh?" I said giggling like a 14 year-old girl. Mr.Mystery just rolled his eyes and snapped a yes at me. I held my hands up in mock surrender. Wait. (I've been saying that a lot lately.) Isn't Asgard the place where some crazy prank god broke out and tried to destroy/take over the world via alien death army? What was his name again. Lycanth? No. Lysander? Wrong again. Larry? Closer, I can feel it. Loki! That's the guys name.

My eyes widened in surprise as I placed the name to the face and looked up at the name in front of me. Or should I say: Loki.

The man; Loki smiled.

"It seems as though you've finally been able to recognize me."


I know it's short but there's gonna be another update soon (hopefully).

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