Crazy Things by a Crazy Girl

My Mother

**WARNING: SWEARS IN THIS CHAPTER**

You see, my mom is not like the usual moms.

Of course, she gets mad when I get a bad grade, thinks I use my computer too much and other usual motherly-stuff.

But she does most things that protective moms would "le gasp"

Example: In my school, we have this things about cards that you give to your parents to sign when you did something bad. (And there are color codes: orange, didn't do classwork/homework, white: did something like bullying someone)

So, I had to give an orange card to my mom.

But of course, I forgot.

So at the third day of not bringing it, I went to the office and they called my mom because I told them I had it signed but didn't bring it.

So they called my mom and she nervous because she was driving on the highway.

They asked her if she had signed this and she said no. Then they hung up and the teacher gave me long speech about lying.

When I got home and explained to my mom what happened, you know what she told me?

Do you know what she told me?

"Oh, you would've told me to say that if they called, then I would've told those bitches I had it and then give it to them tomorrow"

Isn't my mom awesome?