Crazy Things by a Crazy Girl

Lilian

So there's this girl that I hate.

She's the typical popular girl.

You know, good clothes, really pretty, thinks she rules the world?

Yep.

THAT girl.

Today, I'll be talking about this girl (that we will call Lilian) in two awesome stories.

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Okay. So we were in class, and we were allowed to sit wherever we wanted to.

So I sat besides my friend KM (false name). KM's seat was besides Lilian's, so I sat there.

Lilian sat in my seat.

Of course, I didn't have any problems with that, I mean, we could sit wherever we wanted to.

But I had a little bag I left on my desk.

She could've put the bag CAREFULLY under my desk, or just leave it there. I mean, we were just watching a movie.

But nooooooooooo.

You know what she did?

She pushed the bag off my desk onto the floor.

And I was like, "EXCUSE MOI!"

But of course I didn't say that, I mean, the movie was really good.

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Okay. So our class was walking downstairs to the auditorium, and Lilian was walking behind me with her little friend.

Lilian 2.0

Nah, just kidding.

So Lilian was walking behind me with Thing 2.

And suddenly she asks with her annoying voice:

"Were are we going?"

And I say, without turning around:

"To the auditorium."

"To what?"

"To see something"

And for some reason she changes it to:

"To see a magician? Disappear you, right?"

I wanted to say "No, but I wish he disappeared YOU"

But instead I said:

"What's your problem, Lilian?"

Which I think was pretty good.