The First Time I Wore Black Pants

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~The First Time I Wore Black Pants~

Me: OMFG

Me: I FEEL LIKE CATWOMAN

Me: *makes kicks in the air*

Me: *sings  Dangerous Woman*

Me: *grabs towel and wraps it around herself* I *stretches out arm with towel* AM BATMAN

Me: *grabs Halloween mask* I AM THE GREATEST

Me: I'M SO POWERFUL

Me: FEAR ME MORTALS

Me: MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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