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Stories

Stories are lies, the princess is swept off her feet, the girl finds true love, the popular guy and the quiet nerd fall in love, the long lost exes or friends, amnesia, lies, deceptions, all over used plots, all pretend, none of this could actually happen in real life, and it would take a miracle for it too.

Maybe that's what we had, a miracle, something that wasn't meant to happen, but happened anyway.

Something bad that wasn't meant to happen.

Because not all miracles are good.

Especially ours Jack.

Especially ours.

Our story begins in Arendelle, the two four year olds cried as Jack's family home was hollowed out, leaving it empty. All the furniture, all the memories, all packed up in boxes and suitcases to be sent to Burgess.

"I'm going to miss you Jack." The girl sobbed.

"I'm going to miss you too." He frowned, kissing her cheek and running off to his parents.

They didn't see each other for nearly 8 years, when Elsa's parents decided to leave Arendelle, they just upped and left.

To Burgess.

And of all the towns, of all the streets, of all the houses, their house just happened to be right next to Jack's.

In school, Elsa was a quiet nerd, shy about everything, and Jack was that boy that every girl has a crush on at one point of her life.

One day, Jack saw Elsa, she looked graceful, amazing, beautiful. He was smitten right away, and did anything to get noticed by her.

When they were fifteen they became a thing, they absolutely loved each other, but...

Once Jack turned sixteen, he tried for his license. Which he got, the first time he drove he was driving to Elsa's house from the school, and somewhere along the way he happened to crash.

He went into a coma and after five short weeks, he woke up. Elsa showered him with kisses and hugs, blabbering on about how much she missed him.

He didn't remember her, and like all typical stories, she accepted it.

Then one day, Jack just suddenly remembered, remembered everything, Elsa, the accident, the way she would bite her lip or look away when they were about to kiss.

They were together again. Then the new girl arrived, and she was gorgeous. Everyone thought so.

Jack included.

Being attached to Elsa didn't stop him from flirting with her, he lied to Elsa a lot. When she wanted to hang out, he would say he was at hockey, when really he was hanging out with the girl.

And when Elsa found them together, lips locked, she did the thing that the girl always does, cries and runs away, not letting him explain that he just had to know if kissing her was right.

But of course, like all typical cliches, she forgave him, let him love her, even though he lied to her, deceived her.

But after all that, they were happy, they loved each other. They did all the things they always end up doing, get married, have children, get old together.

Stories are lies, the princess is swept off her feet, the girl finds true love, the popular guy and the quiet nerd fall in love, the long lost exes or friends, amnesia, lies, deceptions, all over used plots, all pretend, none of this could actually happen in real life, and yet....

That's exactly what happened to us.

We were torn apart, reunited, we fell in love, you forget me, you remembered me, you lied to me and deceived me... I even found out I was a princess in Arendelle!

But in the end, that was our story.

But....

All stories are lies...

Did we exist? Were we just words on paper? Just a fake character the author needed to complete her perfect story?

Or... Was I lying? About the stories, about them being lies? Did I lie?

Or... Were just all those events laced together to give our story the perfect balance of drama and love to make it seem real and life like.

Maybe that's what all stories need.

Just a little lie here and there.

That... Is what makes stories the truth.

Especially ours...

A/n

Did anyone else find this adorable? I actually worked really hard on this, and I might've cried... Okay I did cry. I just had this really good idea where I took all these cliche things that are included in Jelsa and other fanfics and combined them, like how Jack cheats, or gets amnesia, or Elsa leaves him because she's scared. Or they both hate each other in the start then they wanna tear each others clothes off in the end.

Because all that 'cliche' stuff happens in real life. And when it all happens in a Jelsa fanfic it's just perfect. Instead of just focusing on one event, focus on more. Because life is the most cliche thing and it's because of all the events, the cheating, the lies, the love, the everything, but... It also makes it greatest thing ever.

So a tip for Jelsa, Hiccelsa, Helsa, Kristelsa, Felsa, Pelsa, Elsanna, Elspunzel, Melsa, Jackunzel, Janna, Jerida, Rainbow snow cone, Javis, Hiccanna, Hiccstrid, Hiccunzel, Hijack, Hanna, Hapunzel, Herida, Kristanna, Kristunzel, Krisack, Kristcup, Kerida, Flynzel/Eugenzel, Ferida, Flack, Flycup, Flanna, Merricup-

Gosh, I'm sorry if I forgot any, I'm just getting tired of making up names for ships that might not even exist. XD Sorry if I offend you if you ship something that I didn't write down.

Anyway, a tip to Disney/Non-Disney fanfic writers, try adding a few, maybe three big events, heck maybe four. Because sure as hell life doesn't have one event that creates all the drama...

^.^ love you all :)