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Season 14 Trailer!! (doesn't actually contain any spoilers for any of the previous 13 seasons) 


Who flipped out when they saw this trailer?

I thought it was hilarious!

And if you focus on the centre of the screen, you can see the window coming slowly forward.

But I will sadly admit, I didn't recognise it was Vic from seasons 1-5 who was doing the voice-over for the beginning.

I also didn't realise that the first Pelican comprised of all the major Agents until I accidentally turned on the subtitles when I showed it to my three sisters and one brother (who are the ages 8, 10, turning 12, and turning 13 as of this post).

That seems sad but I haven't watched RvB properly since about September, 2015.

Here's the dialogue:


Vic[Voice-Over]: "Space. It's like really... Really... Really big, dude.

And it's got all sorts of stuff in it, too!

I'm talkin' about aliens, humans, canyons, spaceships... those little peppers wrapped in bacon, stuffed with cheese.

Ooh~! Hits the spot every time.

Muy delicioso, dude.

Yep! There's lots of stuff in space, amigo.

But there's even more stories.

And I heard 'em all.

My name is Vic. (singing) 555-VICK.

And I can open the window to a whole galaxy of stories you never even knew existed.

See what I did there?

That's a segue.

We were talking about windows? Window shows up.

Creates an intrigue. 

Now, we're almost to the good part.

Some stories are funny, some stories are not. Some of the are kind of weird, and some of them might be about folks you never even heard of.

The whole Red vs Blue-niverse is about ready to bust open, compadre!

Come with me, and let me be your guide.   


Agent Carolina: What the hell was that?!

Agent North Dakota (North): I think it was a window?

Agent Wyoming: Knock, Knock.

Agent South Dakota (South): He said window, not door.

Agent York: A window? Just on its own? I mean, not attached to anything?

479er: What the hell's a window doing in the middle of space?!

Agent Washington: I don't know! Just keep flying!


From the ridiculous minds of:

Freddie W. of Rocket Jump,

Funhaus,

Izombie Co-creator, Chris Roberson with Allison Baker,

RTAA Creator, Jordan Cwierz,

 PixelPerSecond Filmmaker, Joe Nicolosi,

 Screw Attack's Death Battle,

Best-selling Author of 'Ready Player One and Armada', Ernest Cline,

Voice of Agent Washington, Shannon McCormick,   (who is awesome) 

Game Grumps,

RT Animation's, Alex Leonard,

Trocadero's, Nico Audy-Rowland,

Rooster Teeth's Immersion,

Actual Canadian, Barbara Dunkelman,

And the return of Miles Luna, Matt Hullum, and Burnie Burns. (who are all also awesome)


Red vs Blue

Season 14.


Sarge: What the heck was that?!

Caboose: I think it was a logo. 

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