Adopted By Rourtney

Bonding a little more

*Ross's POV*

I take a picture of the banana and Imessage it to Rocky with the caption;

"😂 look what I'm stocking up on! Pay back's a Bitch, bro! 🍌💥"

"Why are you writing bad words?" Juliet asks me looking at my phone.

"I don't mean it in a bad way, it's a word you're too young to say, it is a bad word but I'm allowed to say it" I tell her.

"Okay" she nods. "Who's Tarzan! Is it Disney Tarzan who lives in the jungle?" She asks with a smile.

"No, not that Tarzan" I laugh and wrap an arm around her as she rests her head on my chest. "It's my brother Rocky, we call him Tarzan"

"Why did you send him the banana?" She asks.

"It's a long story, but lately Rocky has a thing for bananas, and Riker does too, anyway, a while ago we found a banana thing on his shelf in his room and we don't even know how long he's had that and where it came from but about a year ago Rocky slapped me around the face with a banana and put it on Snapchat, it was funny but hurt a little, he keeps doing it, so I'm teasing him about pay back" I explain.

"Rocky is monkey, of course he likes bananas" She giggles making me chuckle. My phone buzzes so I read the text.

Tarzan - 😏😏🍌🍌🖕🏻 it wont work 😝 Rocky always wins!

I laugh and decide to text back something in emoji's so Juliet won't understand or 'tell me off' for bad language.

Me - 👉🏻👌🏻👱👈🏻😂😂😂😂

"What's that mean?" She asks.

"I'm telling him to go do something to himself that you're too young to know about" I say.

"Can I ask you something?" She asks with frown.

"Of course, give me a second, let me reply to Rocky" I say.

Tarzan - already have 😝😂✋🏻

Me - didn't want to know that, bro...wow...just, wow...😶

"Alright, so what's up?" I ask her as I put my phone on the side and begin to eat my banana.

"Promise me you wont be mad or angry or upset or anything" She asks. I notice she begins to shiver a little. She's scared? Of what?

"I promise, what's wrong" I ask.

"I thought Ally was your girlfriend" She says.

Damn everyone, back at it again with Laura...24/7 Laura, Laura, Laura! "No, she's just my friend, me and Laura aren't like that" I tell her trying not to frustrate.

"She's pretty too" Juliet sighs. "I just thought you was going to marry her"

"Just because she was Austin's girlfriend it doesn't mean I love her like that too. Maybe I had to kiss her and yeah it was good, but I don't think of her that way, why'd you think she was my girlfriend?" I ask.

"Because I don't know Courtney, and I thought you would love her in real life too" She frowns.

"Are you saying you don't like Courtney?" I ask.