Murdoc was watching the people who were watching MTV CRIBS!?!!!?!?!?
Everyone else was boring little lumps LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOLLLLL
One person caught Murdoc's attention. Bob Duncan. The sexiest man alive.
So sexy.
Murdoc knew he had to touch those biceps for himself. "2D YA LUMP CAN YOU GET ME TO THE HOUSE WHERE BOB DUNCAN RESIDES THANKS YA LUMPLUMPLUMPLUMP LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!"
"um, sure. Le der." 2D replied in that usual sexy voice of his (BUT MURDOC WAS STILL SEXIER!!?!?!!????)
murdoc farted AND THEN HE WAS THEREEEEE!!!!?!?!! Gabe scremed and Charlie said, "JOHN CENNNA oh wait it's Murdoc the sexy beast."
Bob cried and they got maeried right on the spot and the doves were flying and Amy was crying and killing people and 2D was still stupid and Charlie was being a dank meme lord AND bEauTY!!!!!!!
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tRu luV! (Bob Duncan X Murdoc)
De TodotHIs is mAi OTp pLs DOn'T sTeaL! A bunch of shipping oneshots. (this is a joke if you couldn't tell)