Kazkeki sighs az he sits on his 9th dead body. He has eatan dem all cuz he THIRSTSYz. He cries blood because none of them are erect and he can't do da fuc. Kanwkey decides to go out on an adventure and find himself a new victim. He plans to go to a male strip club where all da hoes gonna be erect. Kaneksy is excited because he is still a vrgin and he wanna know how much ghoul power he holds in his wee. Kenslkski calls up an uber. "Wazuo" kanekei says as he leaps in the car thru the window. "Lolz cya!" He says and bites the dudes head off. Kenwkso drives to the male strip club and gets down from the hijacked uber vehicle. Kwankteyi strolls into the club with his ugly mosquito mask on. He ready to mingle!!! He sits at a table and calls da waiter dude. "Aye boi I want sum liver juices"
"Wot" the waiter dude asks
"Gimme dat fruit punch kid I ain't 21 yet"
"Yeh man I got u"
Kwnaki gets his fruit punch and makes his way over to the private booths. He finds his best friend hypothermic.
"Haiade!! It's u man wyd here u work here now?" Kakwosbi asks hidye.
"Ya bro I werk here I need sum money I give u discount u in?"
kwnaiir ponders the thought for a minute. He cares too much for hise to kill him. But he still wanna fuc so he accepts.
They fucced.
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The adventures of kaNEKIIII
FanfictionKanaKyi is sad n emo cuz he didn't get da chick++she turned him into a Goulz. Dis is his sad life story k
