The adventures of kaNEKIIII

Kanekdi at da beach

Kwnaki was @ the beach chillin. He wore lil speedos and ugly water shoes. He sat on his beach chair made out of limbs and organs while sipping liver juice. He put on his hideous mosquito mask and made his way towards the water. Kwnakei stepped into the water and yelped. "Aaahahsjsal so kold" he moaned out. Kenaki bent down and grabbed a fish, he then proceeded to bite its head off. "Ewhwhwhwhxlp" he spit out the sea rat and waddled to the deeper parts of the ocean. Kwakskdki came across a beluga whale named tina. He stroked her smooth skin before stabbing her in the neck with his mosquito thing. He quickly scoured the area and went back onto the beach. He walked until he found a mostly empty spot. He approached a small human being. He lifted up the living creature by its weave and ate it. Keaneki decided it was time to head home because he was tired. He called his uber driver( The headless dude) and once again beat the shit out of him before driving off in his automobile. Kanwaki drove all the way from Japan to Texas. Half way through the journey his car started to fly through the air whacking birds that were near him. He ate them. Kwnaksi settled down in Texas and started a new life again. He had become a doctor illegally.