The adventures of kaNEKIIII

Kankudii goes to Russia

Kaneki is @ his house being emo as usual. He had accidentally eaten hiheui. He instantly regretted his actions but then remembered hidejdoo didn't let him finish so he spit on his dead body. Kanekxji was bored so he called another uber. 10 minutes later the same headless dude showed up. Kameky hijacked his vehicle again and fled to the airport. Kamakeu wants to start a new life as a good ghoul. He bought a ticket to go to somewhere in Russia. Many hours later he arrived at that somewhere in Russia. He had no luggage so he just walked out of the airport. He called 4 a Russian uber(????) and hopped into the car. Kwnekei kicked the old Russian dude in the face and ate his kidney, then he drove off. He forgot he was suppose to be a good ghoul so he got rid of the evidence...by eating the rest of the remains. Kane,kop drove to a motel. He saw some ugly ass Russian prostitute lady and asked her if he could stay with her for the night cuz he broke. She said hell nah so he ate her and took her money. Kankekic only had $30. He came to the conclusion that she only had $30 because she probably had about 58 different kinds of STDS. In a desperate need for cash, kanekcii pimped himself out to old pervy men. "Only $70 for a dic suc ;)" kaneki would holler at the ppl as they passed by. By the end of the day kankei had acquired $200 and herpes.