Mai's Story ( Naru x Mai)

Mai!

~Naru's P.O.V~

"well im wayyy more handsome then you!"MOnk yelled at me getting me ticked off.

"i have Mai as MY wife im more handsome you big ape!" i said as the temp started dropping as i turned around seeing Madoka glaring at us and i yelped along with Monk. 

"I need to borrow Mai for a while" she said smirking evilly to us.

"why?" i asked glaring at her. She smiled at me and her cold hands touched my warm ones and they became warm to and i looked up to see Mai passed out then sniffed the air.

"really knock out gas for girls only?" i asked with a 'you-really-didn't-do-that' tone in my voice.

"yes i really did just do that Noll." she said as she took Mai throwing her over her shoulder and carrying MY wife away. 

"grrr.." I growled lightly as Madoka just walked off with my wife. Then again i can't blame her i love Mai but really.

~An hour later when the girls get back~

~Mai's P.O.V~

I woke up in a tiny dress barely at mid-thigh and it was a silky purple color smooth and soft and Madoka saw i woke up she picked my up again and carried me back to base and put me down right out the door.

"NO!? IM NOT GOING IN THERE LIKE THIS!!!" i yelled at her as she opened the door pushing me in as i stumbled in the room with my purple dress and black high heel boots. Blushing like crazy, I ignored the boys still reading files and sat in the corner looking down.

"now Mai i didn't put Make-up on you to look at the floor" Madoka said making the boys look up at my in the stool i found to sit on, i looked up slowly and saw Naru holding his nose with blood coming out of it. Lin glanced at me and came up to me glaring at Madoka.

"what did you do to her Madoka!" he yelled.

"made a plan." she said calmly as if it were not a problem.

"oh and what is this plan of your's?" the boys questioned towards Madoka.

"well since the Ghost didn't have a love life i made Mai the bate and she will attract the ghost to her and then you lot will cleanse the spirit or do a exorcism on it" she claimed happy sha came up with a idea while dragging me towards the door with the spirit in it. 

~After the boy's try everything~
"Madoka ever think if this happens the last thing is for Mai to do her Angles voice exorcism!?" Naru yelled madly at Madoka as everyone tried calming him. Key word TRIED.

Nah nah honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home

It's been a long night here, and a long night there
And these long long legs are danm near
everywhere
(hold up now)
You look good, I will not lie
But if you ask where I'm staying tonight
I gotta be like oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all of my love

So nah nah Honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
(oo oo I will stay true)
(who who I will stay true)

Now better men, than me have failed
Drinking from that unholy grail
(Now check it out)
I've got her, and she got me
And you've got that butt, but I kindly gotta be like
Oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all of my love

So nah nah Honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
(oo oo I will stay true)
(who who I will stay true)

Oh, I'm sure ya, sure ya will make somebody's night
But oh, I assure ya assure ya, it sure as hell's not mine

Oh No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home
And if I stay I might not leave alone
No honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true

No, no, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home
And if I stay I might not leave alone
No honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
True ooo, ooo

Oh whoa ohNah nah honey, I'm good

I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home

It's been a long night here, and a long night there
And these long long legs are danm near
everywhere
(hold up now)
You look good, I will not lie
But if you ask where I'm staying tonight
I gotta be like oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all of my love

So nah nah Honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
(oo oo I will stay true)
(who who I will stay true)

Now better men, than me have failed
Drinking from that unholy grail
(Now check it out)
I've got her, and she got me
And you've got that butt, but I kindly gotta be like
Oh baby, no baby, you got me all wrong baby
My baby's already got all of my love

So nah nah Honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home, and if I stay I might not leave alone
No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
(oo oo I will stay true)
(who who I will stay true)

Oh, I'm sure ya, sure ya will make somebody's night
But oh, I assure ya assure ya, it sure as hell's not mine

Oh No, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home
And if I stay I might not leave alone
No honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true

No, no, honey, I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got somebody at home
And if I stay I might not leave alone
No honey I'm good
I could have another but I probably should not
I've got to bid you adieu
To another I will stay true
True ooo, ooo

Oh whoa oh

i sang it correctly in one go and felt light-headed and dizzy i saw a golden light coming out of the area near the spirit and him smiling at me then left. that was the last thing i saw before i past out.