It was midnight. Nicholas Cage had awoken from a dream. In this dream he saw himself, wading in a pool of water. But he wasn't alone, there was a tall, green figure standing right next to him. They were holding hands.
"I wonder who that person was" he says out loud. It can't be a person, it was too tall and muscular.
Whoever it was, it made Nicholas feel like a cage (lol) of butterflies was inside his stomach. This is the third night in a row he's had this dream, what could this mean? It felt too real to be a dream so it had to be some kind of vision...but of what? Of who?
It was 1:00am. I have to get back to sleep. But it was no use, the not-so-young actors mind was consumed with the handsome stranger he kept seeing in his dreams/visions. He decided to go outside into his front yard and smoke to clear his mind.
"Yo Cage, what ya smokin'?" said a man who's voice sounded higher than Mount Everest.
"Marlboro-wait who the frick frack are you?"
"It's me, Snoop Lion. Give me that box man, that shit's for wimps" Snoop Lion took the Marlboro box of cigarettes and handed Nicholas a joint filled with kush, dank kush.
Nicholas smoked the joint and suddenly started having war flashbacks, which made no sense because he's never been to war. That is always a sign of some dope ass weed.
"Now Nick, I have somethin' to tell you"...
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Nicholas Cage Adventure
RomanceFollow Nicholas Cage as he sets out on an adventure to find the dankiest of memes and destroy it before it takes over the meme world. But can this meme be just what Nicholas needs to fill the void in his heart that was made after the God-awful Wicke...
