Nicholas twirled the kush filled joint between his fingers wondering what he should do. He didn't want to hurt Shrek, he was his hero, but if he didn't the meme world would end. Nicholas knew that he himself was part of that meme world, and that letting Shrek live would mean he would have to die. He made up his mind.
"Fine, I'll do it" said Nicholas after a long pause.
"You've made the right choice. Fo' shizzle"Snoop Lion handed Nicholas a backpack, a lighter, and a long, silver, sword with the words 'Kill that mofo Shrek and save us foo' carved into it. It filled Nicholas with determination.
"You gon' have to go through the haunted Doge Town and the Pepe Garden to get to Shrek Swamp, it should take you around 69 days" said Snoop Lion.
"Where the pop-lock-and drop is Doge Town?" asked Nick, although he's heard of the famous ghost town he's never actually been there.
"It's to your left. You have to go through the 420 Forest tho, hope that's not a bad thing" said Snoop.
"Naww I'm chill, bye Snoop Lion and thank you for everything" a single tear rolled down his cheek as he said this, he wasn't sure if he would ever see his home again. After all , Shrek was a very strong and powerful ogre.
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Nicholas Cage Adventure
RomanceFollow Nicholas Cage as he sets out on an adventure to find the dankiest of memes and destroy it before it takes over the meme world. But can this meme be just what Nicholas needs to fill the void in his heart that was made after the God-awful Wicke...