Nicholas Cage Adventure

Pepe Garden

Nicholas was still a bit shaken from the whole Doge incident but decided to continue with his adventure. Pepe Garden was supposedly the most beautiful place in the entire meme world, but the only problem was the the Pepes were very annoying.

He entered Pepe Garden and was immediately bombarded with Pepe's.

""This is a rare 666 Pepe, like in 666 seconds or he will kill you!" said one Pepe.
"This is glitter Pepe, the prettiest of all Pepe's. Like in 10 seconds to be pretty!" said another Pepe.
"I can't like you, this isn't freaking Instagram!" said an annoyed Nicholas Cage. The Pepe's were already starting to get to him, but he wouldn't allow them to mess with his abnormally large head.

He pushed the Pepe's away and continued to walk through the beautiful garden. This was going to be harder than he thought.

Suddenly, the most gorgeous Pepe Nicholas had ever seen appeared. The Pepe was so beautiful that Nicholas began to cry. The Pepe pulled out a little bottle that was hidden under its tongue and collected Nicholas's tears.

"White tears! My favorite" said the Pepe and it began drinking all of Nicholas's tears.
"Check your privilege!" yelled Nicholas, he immediately snapped out of the Pepe's mind control and slapped it in the face.

He pushed away from all the Pepes (and two Dat Boi's ) and finally reached the end of the garden. It was a treat relief, he had considered suicide several times because of how annoying the Pepes were.

Nicholas was about to open the gates of the exit when an old and wise Pepe appeared.

"I know of your mission Mr. Cage" said the Pepe through meme captions.
"Do you?" responded Nicholas.
"Of course, I'm not stupid. You were sent by the great Snoop Lion, to kill the ogre called Shrek" read the Pepe's captions.
"That is correct my good sir"
"I have something for your mission" said Pepe's captions. Then, the wise Pepe pulled out a hat. A paper hat.
"This is the 'Spudip Hat' it will help you in your mission"
"😂👌💯💯" responded Cage.
"Good luck" said Pepe.

Nicholas walked past the Pepe and winked at the gorgeous Pepe from earlier and left the garden.

---------------------------------------------- I'm back! I've been to lazy to update, sorry....