"What is it?" asked Nicholas ,"Has it got something to do with the dreams I've been having?"
"What the fuck man, no. It is something much greater than that, I have a mission for you"
"You're high" said Nick, he wasn't taking any of Snoop Lions shit right now.
"Of course I'm high bro, but not like that. You see I've developed some kind of a weed immune system" responded an offended Snoop Lion.
"That makes absolutely no sense" said Nicholas.
"We're getting sidetracked...I have a mission for you Cage"
"What is it?"
"Idk if you've noticed but the meme world is being overrun by a powerful ogre named Shrek"
Just hearing the name made the butterflies in Nicholas's stomach come back. He's always admired Shrek, especially now that he's the biggest meme at the moment thanks to the release of his masterpiece 'Shrek is love, Shrek is life'.
"He is becoming a great threat to all memes, small and big. Soon all other memes will be forgotten and only used for ironic purposes" explained Snoop Lion, making Nicholas come back to reality.
"What has this got to do with me?" asked Nick, not sure wether to trust Snoop Lion or not.
"Everythin' my man, you're Shrek trash #5. You'll be able to get close enough to Shrek and cause a more faulty attack"
"Attack?!" yelled the bad actor, he didn't want to harm the ogre who helped him get through such hard times.
"It's the only way you can stop him and make sure he never comes back to the meme world. That is your mission if you choose to accept it"
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Nicholas Cage Adventure
RomanceFollow Nicholas Cage as he sets out on an adventure to find the dankiest of memes and destroy it before it takes over the meme world. But can this meme be just what Nicholas needs to fill the void in his heart that was made after the God-awful Wicke...
