Doge Town. The most haunted town in the meme world. Everywhere you went you saw spirits of Shiba-Inus looking confused. Legend has it that those who enter Doge Town will either become a Shiba- Inu or die, depending if the Doge's think you're worthy enough of haunting the town with them as equals. Nicholas was definitely hesitant on entering.
But I do it for Shrek...or against Shrek, I guess.
He walks up to the tall, black gates of Doge Town. The gates said, 'Such Shiba-Inu. No return. 10/10 scary. 3spooky5me'. Those words sent shivers down Nicks spine, he was really regretting allowing that Ganga bush telling him to smoke more weed back in 420 Forest because he felt rather dizzy and out of it. And in the unfortunate event that he would have to flee from Doge he wouldn't go very far before collapsing.
He opened the gates. He entered. He started walking. Absolutely nothing happened. This was not what he expected.
"Haunted my ass" said Nicholas loudly, he was gaining confidence now that he had walked 2 minutes safely across the most haunted town ever.
"Really, there's nothing happen-what the fuck was that?!" yelled Nicholas. He saw letters appear in mid-air. The words said, 'Such death'. Then other words started appearing, first faint and then gradually became bold. What's worse is that they were all in COMIC-SANS.
Nicholas ran. He knew that the letters meant that a Shiba-Inu was nearby. He ran as fast as his middle-aged legs could manage. The faster he ran the faster the comic-sans captions chased after him (It's safe to say that these words were also shooting lasers at Mr. Cage).
He saw the exit. The glorious exit. The sweet, sweet, exit. The exit distracted him and he tripped on a white van, evidence of the memes that have perished here. Nicholas was on the ground, ready to be shot by one of the meme lasers or be eaten by a Doge any second. But he knew that he couldn't give up, not yet.
He grabbed the backpack that Snoop Lion gave him and opened it. Inside was a regular old doobie, a ninja doobie, and an explosive doobie. Nicholas knew that there were tons of meme caption and Doge's so he chose the explosive doobie.
Using his lighter, he lit the doobie and threw it at the memes. They all exploded. Nicholas was saved!
He got up and ran to the exit. He opened the gates and got the hell out of there, into Pepe Garden.
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Nicholas Cage Adventure
RomansaFollow Nicholas Cage as he sets out on an adventure to find the dankiest of memes and destroy it before it takes over the meme world. But can this meme be just what Nicholas needs to fill the void in his heart that was made after the God-awful Wicke...
