THINGS ONLY TALL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND.
1.) When people say they wish they were as tall as you.
No you don't. You have no idea what it's like to not be able to do anything without making everyone feel short. No idea.
2.) When you have to sit in the back so people can see, but then you can't see.
I get it, I'm tall, but I'm the fricking tallest person in the world. Jeez, do you really think that I can see over every single person's head? No I can't.
3.) When people ask you to "just sit on the floor."
Why don't you just move yourself and sit on the floor, or better yet, shut the fuck up.
4.) When people try to be taller than you by standing on their tippy toes.
Ha. Ha. Very funny. Very original. Nobody EVER does that. You must be the funniest person alive. You are just so outstanding. There was a pun there. It was as funny as your joke.
5.) When people complain about being short when they're average height.
YOU HAVE NO HEIGHT PROBLEMS AT ALL. I DO NOT GIVE A SHIT. WHAT ARE YOU MISSING WITH HEIGHT??? OH JUSTEING SEEN. ALWAYS. ESPECIALLY ON BAD HAIR DAYS.
6.) When people assume that you're older than you actually are.
Okay, I admit that I once did that to my "twin", but it's a problem that comes with being tall. It's really annoying.
7.) The uncontrollable fear that no guy will ever like you because you're taller than them.
I cannot be the only one with this fear. I have a feeling that when I get married, I will be carrying him, instead of him carrying me because I'm too big.
8.) When people think that you're too heavy to carry.
Bitch, I know a fifth grader that can easily lift me up and no, she is not the Hulk.
