THINGS ONLY GAMERS UNDERSTAND
1.) When you're playing Mario Kart and you're in second place but see a blue shell coming.
This is literally the best thing ever. You have NO idea how much I love this.
2.) When you realize you're the only girl on a server.
I know I'm not the only Jaun. This happens way too often, I end up just sitting there like, should I get more friends that are the same gender as me? Am I the only girl who plays video games? Where are all the girls? WHERE DID MY KIND GO???
3.) When people "borrow" your games.
GIVE IT BACK TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT!!! I LIKE PLAYING SUPER SMASH BROS TOO!!!
4.) When you get caught playing your DSi.
I promise I will never do it again! I swear, I'll go back to playing Halo. *continues playing DSi*
5.) When people say you aren't a real gamer because you don't have some obscure shit game.
Bitch please, I've been playing other obscure shit that you haven't even heard of, so shut the fuck up.
6.) When boys think you play popular games to get boys.
Dafuq? I play popular games because I want to boo, not because I want some dude stalking me or whatever the fuck. Go find a way to bend over and suck your own dick. I wanna see if that's even possible. I don't want to see it though. Ew.
7.) When you try talking to girls about it and only one in a million actually know what you're taking about.
I love the girls who understand and don't only play on consoles for Just Dance. Just Dance isn't a gamer game. Shut the fuck up, you're not a gamer.
