KPOP Problems & Scenarios | book 1

cringe worthy moments #1

Imagine.....

Suho having a secret stash of porn.

Genre: Byun alert!!!

Short side story ↓ [beware I was high when I wrote this]

Suho giggled evilly to himself as he tucked his ten children into bed, one by one he kissed them on their foreheads then quietly made his way out the room, making sure to close the door behind him. Suho managed to tiptoe past his wife — Kyungsoo’s room and plonked his body down on the plush sofa that was in the living room.

Suho looked around the darkened room carefully before shoving his hand in between the sofa cushions and brought out his special stash of DVD’s, a smirk quirked at the corners of his lips once his eyes surveyed the title of his newest season.

Sexy Time With Santa Claus. [Special Christmas edition]

• episode one: Gay Santa’s Anals

• episode two: Reindeer in The Sheets, Santa on The Streets.

• episode three: Come and Get Your Presents from Papa Claus.

• episode four: Milking Santa Claus.

• episode five: Whipped Cream and Mince Pies.

“Oh this is the life.” He cooed to himself, slotting the DVD into the TV and smiled in bliss as it started, excitement buzzing through his system. Suddenly he heard a small sound, playing it off as if he didn’t hear a thing, Suho slyly flickered his hooded eyes back to the TV, yet before he could relax once again a loud snicker was heard from behind him.

Suho whipped around in shock to see a smug Sehun, a large plastic bag filled with porn dvd’s and magazines dangling from his fingertips as he stared back at his short father.

“Buthted lother.” Sehun said with an evil snicker as he caught his very own beloved father red handed. Suho gasped in horror at the sight of his youngest son and jumped off the sofa to rip the huge personal painting of his beautiful stoic faced wife -Kyungsoo- off the wall. The painting had cleverly hidden a wall safe that belonged to Suho.

“Um...Dad? When did we get a wall thafe?” Sehun asked in confusion, looking slightly scared as his short dad frantically punched in the secret codes numbers and pulled out a huge sack of money and tried his luck as he bribed his son. Suho made sure to place the picture of Kyungsoo back on the wall and it was like the wall safe was never there.

“Since I became a porn addict. But that is beside the point.” Suho responded absentmindedly as he peered into the coarse brown bag and took a deep inhale, letting the metallic smell of the crisp notes enter his lungs and spread warmth through each and every vein in his core and quickly whispered his last goodbyes to his precious money

“Okay take it! Take it all! Just don’t...don’t tell your mother, I’m begging you Sehun. Look, you can buy the entire candy shop with all this money!” Suho whispered in a hoarse voice, sadly handing Sehun the bag of money, he was on the brink of tears.

“Dad-“

“No son, take it and go to bed, pretend this never happened and don’t tell your mother or something bad-“ Suho trailed off his speech when he heard a loud rustling from behind him, slowly and cautiously he snapped his head back to see his even shorter wife, Kyungsoo, holding an axe and smiling sweetly.

“Mind to repeat that little speech of yours, honey.”

Hello and goodbye. I am so weird I know. But tell me honestly, did you cringe? I did. 😂  #multipletimes

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