One Direction Imagines and Preferences *NOT TAKING REQUESTS ATM*

Typical Imagine Moments

So..I read some imagines too, not my own..I also read FANFICS of course..

ANYONE UNDER 13 SHOULD NOT READ

UNLESS YOUR 12 THAT'S OK MAYBE BC I KNEW ALOT AT 12

DO NOT COMPLAIN READ AT YER OWN RISK

IM WARNING YOU NOW OK

DONUT HATE ON ME FOR THIS OK

GET IT? DONUT..DO NOT

OK..

These are some typical moments and my reaction:

Most are from dirty imagines lol

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"Niall pulled a pocket knife out of his back pocket and cut my bra down the middle, making me so wet"

Ok..it's not that easy, not all bras break instantly, and what if it was expensive or your favourite bra?

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"He ripped his shirt off, and guided my hand down his 6 pack"

Do all guys really have 6-100000000 pack abs?

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Niall ONLY likes me in red underwear.

ONLY like you

ONLY

What if you have blue underwear?

"Oops, my bum doesn't fit in red" ?

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Don't judge me on this one:

You never see a fanfic/imagine where you do 69 or something, he's only eating you out and you give him a B.J.

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"Harry?! WHY DID YOU CHEAT ON ME?!" I scream as he walks through the door

"Babe, I swear it was a mistake" he try's to embrace me in a hug

"No! I'm done with your ****!" I scream as I jump out of his arms

"Fine, ***** " he yells and slaps me in the face

I shriek and slide down the wall

Reality hits him and next thing you know Im in his arms

"I'm sorry"

"It's okay"

Massive make out session

"Harry, I'm pregnant"

- dont be scared to swear, little one, your dad doesn't read your fanfic/imagines

- You don't know your pregnant the minute his dick leaves you.

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"Li-Liam, I-I have t-to te-tell you sumfin" I shiver

"Wot is it babe?" His accent rings in my ears making me twerk immediately.

"I-I have a- sp-sp-speech impedimen-impediment"

He embraces me in a hug, makes me some hot chocolate, and buys me all the candy I want.

-all because of your stuttering problem?

(No Hate or anything about speech impediments, it's just a part of fanfic problems..stuttering..)

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Louis walks in the door and jumps beside me on the couch immediately

"I missed you so much" I say between kisses

"I went to the store, right beside the house" he laughs "but your sexy"

-ok, separation issues? Don't be so clingy..

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"DONT BRING OUT THE SP-SP-SPOONS!!!" Liam cries

-been there, done that

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"I shipped louis a box of carrots, and attached a note saying:

'Save these for later, it'll be extra sexy"

I got to his house later and found him in a carrot costume, eating a carrot, and pointing at the box

I slipped one into my entrance and louis watched me cum in amazement

-carrot? Gross.

Sorry about this one..>.

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"HEY! PASS ME THAT MIRROR!" Zayn screamed from the back of the rollercoaster, "I NEED TO CHECK MY HAIR!"

-so 2 years ago.

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"Zayn, when I was 15, I tried for the first time..after that I stuck 4 fingers up there, and eventually a potato, it got stuck.."

He slapped my face and left me for Kylie.

-um..awkward?

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Whale..

Vote, LOL, comment, LOL, Fan.

I laughed a little at this..

I WARNED YOU GUYS

UGH