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"Hey, you just get home?"
"Yep," I sighed out thankfully to my best friend Casey, trying to juggle my car keys, bag, all while trying to hold my mobile phone to my ear.
"Okay good, because I need to vent," she groans dramatically into my ear.
No doubt she's had another fight with her sorry excuse of a boyfriend, Luke. Seriously, he's the worst. If he's not being ridiculously over protective, then he's being super moody and distance. Talk about emotional whiplash!
"-and he won't even look at me! All because I said hi to the guy at the checkout, the jackass," she mumbles angrily as I hear her crunching on, what sounds to be Doritos.
Throwing my car keys and my bag onto my kitchen bench, I shuffle to my couch before collapsing onto it, kicking my shoes off in the process.
"Well, as much I would like to tell you to just drop the dumbass already, I know you won't listen." I state.
"That's true." She crunches on her chips.
"So, I guess all I can say is make him look at you. Tell him he's acting like a freaking 2 year old, and that he needs to nut up or shut up!" I balance the phone between my ear and shoulder and I throw my dirty blonde hair up into a messy pony tail.
"Are you seriously using a Zombieland quote to try and make my boyfriend miraculously stop being moody?" She laughs.
"Hey! That movie has some wise words in it, and if they don't work, I don't know what will!" I yell defensively, grabbing the tv remote and flicking on some random cooking channel. What? I can't cook, so therefore I live through those who can.
My eyes train in on the brownie mix they are currently stirring with a wooden spoon. Aw man, look how good it lo-"ANDY!"
I jump up in shock, falling off of the couch onto the floor in the process.
"What! Jeez, no need to yell in my ear!" I groan painfully, rubbing my sore butt. I need to get some kind of soft rug on these awful wooden floors. Ow.
I hear Casey laugh on the other side, "What were you watching that got you so distracted? Porn? Sounded like it! You moaned you perverte-"
"Shut up, Casey! I'm not a pervert like you."
"Hey now, porn is a healthy part of a person's life. Plus, it gives Luke and I some fun ideas to try out-"
"Too much info, Casey! Ugh, my poor, innocent ears! You've tainted them!" I yell dramatically into the phone, standing up from the floor and heading into the kitchen.
"Hey, what was it said before? Oh that's right, nut up or shut up! You know who else has some great nuts? Lu-"
"Alright, alright, that's enough for one night. I'll talk to you tomorrow Casey!" I say exasperatedly.
"Yeah whatever! Maybe I'll take your advice and make him look at me."
"With the Zombieland quote?" I ask hopefully.
"You wish! No, I was thinking more like, slowly taking off my clothes, then he'll have to"
"Bye Casey!" I yell before hanging up on her laughing.

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I'm All Yours
WerewolfWhat would you do, if one night you let a giant dog into your house, and the next morning there's a half naked man in your bed? Meet Andy Holmes. An average 19 year old girl, with an average job, and an average life. Until one night everything she...