Alex Rider: Wit and Weapons

Careers Convention

It was time for the Careers Convention at Alex's school. He wasn't pleased about this. He had a job, which was now paying him quite a large sum due to a little tiny bit of blackmail, he didn't need to go. But he couldn't tell his teachers this.
After school that day he dragged his feet to the hall and stepped in. Guess who was representing the Military?

K-Unit.

Guess what they did when they saw Alex?

Kicked up a massive fuss.
"Cub?"
"Cub!"
"CUB!!!???"
Cue massive group bear hug swiftly followed by a massive group 'fight' as Alex did his very best to avoid affectionate gestures from the SAS men.
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'...'
'...'
They were all suddenly very aware of the entirety of the school population (and assorted careers people) staring at them. And one teen with a maniacal grin on his face.
'Told you! Al is a military brat!'