Totally Awesome Harry Potter One Shots!

Harry .vs. The Shorties

AN~ Hey so this is after the battle of Hogwarts, Lupin is still alive... Lets say Tonks is too! And this is an idea that I had a long time ago and I was thinking about it today and I was like HEY that can be a one shot.... so HERE WE ARE! Thanks you guys for getting me onto the What's Hot List on Page 47! hope you guys like it!!! Oh and Fred's alive too just cause... And the class isn't just two houses but all four.

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~post battle~

Harry watched as Voldemort crumpled to the ground, killed by his own curse. Then walked over to the body to make sure that he was in fact dead. Harry was now standing right over his body and he slung his leg back and kicked Voldemort in that um.... place that kinda hurts when you kick it for a boy. After a moment when nothing happened Harry started laughing "Hahaha suck it bitch!" Harry said to the dead body. The croud didn't know how to react to this so they all stayed quiet. Then Hermione and Ron came over to Harry, holding hands. "Umm Harry, Are you ok?" Ron asked.

"Never better." Harry answered with a sum-what smirk. He was glad that Voldemort was dead but at what cost? So many people had died. Ron noticed his friends face as he scaned the Great Hall. Ron moved closer to Ron and put his arm over Harry's shoulder. "Mate, you couldn't of done anything to save everyone. Everyone knew what they were getting their selfs into and they still fought. You did what you could've done so stop beating youself up about it." Ron told Harry, hating to see the look of guilt on Harry's face.

Hermione then too got closer "Harry, Ron's right for once in his life. So I suggest you listen to him cause this will never happen again." she said. Then she and Harry started laughing while Ron just looked offended. "Hurtful." Ron said in a playful voice...sumwhat. Hermione then pulled her two best friends into a hug, "I love you guys." Hermione said to both of them. The boys replyed back saying that they loved her too. Harry looked up from his friends face's and found that everyone in the Great Hall was staring at them.

Hermione and Ron followed Harry's gase and then both of them started blushing. Hermione released her grip from the boys and turned to face the crowd. Then everyone broke into clapping. Causeing all three of them to blush again. Then all of the Weasley family ran over to them and they once again found themselfs being pulled into hugs. But this time the crowd had deformed and were now starting to try and find loved ones. After the hug fest Harry looked around and didn't see Lupin and Tonks.

"Where's Remus?" Harry asked and was soon answered when he was encased in his old professor's arms. "Remus! i'm so glad that your alive." Harry said hugging Lupin back. "Yah I'm alive and so is Tonks. I was just talking to Professor McGonagell, she was offering me my old job as Defence Aginst the Dark Arts Teacher." Remus said with a smile. "Wow Remus, congrats."

"Thank you, and I was wondering if you might want to come in from time to time and help out? Like maybe when were doing the Patronus Charm?" Lupin asked.

"Oh Yah I will! I'll help teach the shorties!" Harry said with an smirk. "Harry most of them are taller then you." Lupin pointed out. "All shut up Moony."

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~DADA later that year~

"Ok class we have now mastered the stupifing spell. Rather quickley I might add." Lupin said to his forth year class. "Now remember that attacks can happen at anytime even if the war is over." Lupin said and at that moment Harry burst threw the door shooting off stupifing spells. He wasn't aiming at the srudents but just above their heads. The goal was for them to try and stop Harry from his little 'attack'. Soon it was five minutes into the battle and the kids were still hloding strong. Though none of them had hit Harry then were getting closer and closer, psuhing Harry literally into the corner. Then even before he was in teh corner a students stupify hit Harry, and so he was stunded. Then another spell was called out and it tied Harry up. Then another called out Lingardian Levosa.

Remus was amazed. His sixth year class couldn't stop Harry. "Ok Who's spell his Harry?" Lupin called out over his class. In the front of the group a smallish girl with brown hair raised her hand. "What is your name and House?" Lupin asked the girl. "Hannah Smith, Gryffindor." She answered her teacher. "Five points to Gryffindor." Lupin said and watched as Hannah stood up just a bit straighter. "Who tied him up?" Once again a student held up their hand... actually more like was waving it around. The student was also a girl but had dirty blonde hair and wore glasses. "Name and house please."

"Megan Dutch, Ravenclaw." She answered  "Five points to Ravenclaw"Lupin said and watched as Megan started jumping up and down in excitment. "And who is levitating him as I speak?" Remus called out and was once again looking at a student in the front, once again a girl, she had a darker shade of brown hair then Hannah did, and she still had her wand pointed at Harry. Remus didn't even have to ask because the girl just spoke up. "Sarah Williams, Slytherin." She answered proudly. 'Add fice points to Slytherin then." Then the bell for lunch rang. "Hey class want to go show the rest of teh scholl what you guys did?" Lupin asked then gestured his head towards Harry. Ever kid did for they were excited to be able to show that they took down Harry Potter. The three girls looked almost over the top.

"Ok Sarah You walk in the front while Hannah and Megan walk next to you." Remus directed the girls so that everyone knew excatly who took down Harry. "Ok class yets go."Remus said and pointed the girls to head out the door. "WAIT!" A Hufflepuff called out. Then revived Harry. Lupin looked over at teh Hufflepuff for an explination. "So that he can feel humliation." The Hufflepuff said with a shrugg. Remus started laughing then gave the boy another five points."Now yets go!"

Soon Lupins 4th year class was parading down the halls while Harry sturggled to get out. "Seriously you guys got me is this part really nessasary?" Harry almost pleaded with them. Everyone stopped and thought for a second then everyone answered at the same time 'No." Soon the class was in the Great Hall and every head turned to see what was happening. "remus please explain the meaning of this?" Head-Master McGonagell asked. " I decied to show everyone what my class accomplished."Remus answered and when he said accomplished gestured his hands towards the strugling ties up Harry.

"You mean your class did this? What year?" McGonagell asked with pride in her voice. The sixth years watched in envee, for they hadn't been able to capture Harry. "Yes my class did this and forth year. More specifily these three girls. Hannah Smith stunned Harry. Megan Dutch tied him up, and Sarah Williams was the one who levitate him." Remus explained and watched as the girls blushed when their fellow forth years applauded for tehm. Soon everyone in teh school was clapping. During the confusion Harry took the optunity to escape.

He managed to get his hand into his pocket and pull out thw magical pocket knife that Sirius had given him. Harry untied the ropes and then just jumped down for Sarah was distracted and her spell had weakened. Then Harry just stood their, waiting for someoe to notice him. McGoanagell Turned her gase from the girls to harry... or where he should of been. Then She saw that he was just standing their just standing there with a smile on his face. Once the clapping calmed down McGoanagell pointed it out. "Remus arn't you and your class missing someone?" She asked pointed towards Harry who was still just standing there. The 4th years looked from were Harry was before and then back at him.

"Well thats my cue to run." Harry said and then bolted out the Great Hall. remus and his class just stood there for a second then,

"AFTER HIM!"

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