Totally Awesome Harry Potter One Shots!

Marty the Squid

AN~ Hello People! Sorry about the lack of updates but its hard to think of one shots! My funny jucies just weren't flowing. But they sure did start like a waterfall again cause I thought of six in two days! Now there will be five after this one! Will try to update tomorrow or Sunday. Then again on Monday! ENJOY THIS IS HARRYS THIRD YEAR!

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Harry, Ron, Hermione and Professor Lupin all got off the train. "Harry eat some more chocolate and you should be fine." Lupin said to Harry as he handed him another bit of chocolate. "Ok." Harry said rather confused for what he had just saw.

"Harry whats going on in your head? You got this weird look on your face." Ron said. "Oh when Professor Lupin gave me the chocolate I saw that he had a whole huge bar of chocolate in his pocket. "A whole huge bar? REALLY! That lucky bastard." Ron said as he watched Lupin disappear onto a path to the left of the main trail.

Hermione wacked Ron across the head and yelled at him about his language.

"I speak English women what are you talking about?"

~The next day~

Harry and co walked out of Charms. Hermione blabbed on and on about the new spell they had learned and how she twisted her wand a bit to far to the left when it should of been closer to the right. But then Hermione was cut off from her long rant from a voice a bit further behind them called out,

"Hey! Hey POTTER!" Harry stopped and turned around the to approaching figure of Draco Malfoy. "What do you want Malfoy?" Harry asked with a scowl. "A rocketship. And I want to know if its true that you fainted on the train? Cause Scarface you are a wimp!" Malfoy said.

"Coming from the kid who's only comeback is 'My father will hear about this,' and who hides behind his to brick-headed friends." Harry said back as he pulled out his wand as did Hermione and Ron.

Malfoy quickly ran  behind Crabbe and Goyle, making him completely unseen until his bleach blonde head pocked out from between the two meat-headed thugs and called out "My father will hear about this." And then he and his friends left.

"My point proven." Harry said as they headed to Care for Magical Creators.

~During Class~

Harry tried to pay attention to what Hagird was saying but Ron and Hermione were at it again, this time it was about the way Ron tied his shoes, two bunny ears instead of one.

Harry was about to break up the fight when a rock was thrown at his head. He turned around quick and saw that Malfoy had thrown the rock and was now wearing his cloak like a dementors and making spirit fingers. Malfoy then turned to Crabbe, who had ona pair of glasses and a scar drawn on his forehead, and did the spirit fingers to him, causeing Crabbe to fall to the ground and 'faint'.

All the Slytheirns started laughing.

'Thats it.' Harry thought. 'Time to get revenge.

~That weekend~

Malfoy sat by the far edge of the lake and watched the sun rise. 'What a beautiful start to the day. Time to ruin it.' Draco thoought to himself.

Malfoy pulled out his wand and cast a spell towards the water, causing the Giant Squid to rise to the surface. Malfoy them started to throw rocks at the Squid. As he threw rocks, Malfoy didn't even notice the figure flying over head.

Harry looked down at the reakinizable blonde hair of Malfoy from his broom. Malfoy was just sitting there at the moment, something that Harry thought off. Then Malfoy did a spell and started to throw rocks at the squid.

'That bloody bastered.' Harry thought to himself. 'Leave Marty alone! He's just a squid... a totally awesome squid.'

'Now I have to get revenge from myself and for Marty.' Harry thought, then moved his broom, which he was flying on, closer to Malfoy. Once he was hovering right over Malfoy, Harry took off a backpack he was wearing and pulled out a cartin of eggs he had gotten from Fred and George who had gotten from Jorden for a chocolate frog, and Jorden got the eggs from McGonagall, her having told him to give them to Snape.

Harry pulled out his wand casted Wendgarden LevOsa on the eggs. He twirled his wand causing the eggs to twirl, and then pointed his wand at Malfoy's head, causing all the eggs to pelt onto his head.

The egg shells cracked against Malfoy's head and let out a terrible odar, did I mention that the eggs were rotten?

"What the bloody hell?!" Malfoy called out in shock when the eggs hit his head. He was so surprised he dropped his rocks and his wands, causing the spell to let go of the Squid. 

Malfoy looked around and then looked up to see Potter on his broom, laughing his arse off,

"POTTER!" Malfoy called up startling Harry. Harry silenty cursed himself, he was suppost to f;y away before Malfoy looked up.  Harry directed his broom to fly away, over the lake and to the castle, but that plan didn't work out.

Malfoy shouted out a spell, that hit Harry, causing him to fall off the broom, and into the lake.

Malfoy started to run back towards the castle after shooting down Potter but found that two tentacles had wrapped around his legs. Before Malfoy could even say 'My father will' he too was pulled in the lake.

Harry was pulled out of the lake my the Squid. "Thanks Marty!" Harry said as Marty handed him his broom. After monting his broom and flying into the air and above the lake, Harry was able to see Malfoy resurfacing and trying to swim away from Marty.

"HAVE A NICE SWIM MALFOY!" Harry called down as he few away into the sunrise.

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Yah I know not my best work but HEY! I UPDATED! Now back to the tree to put more of our amazing ornaments on! Which include the Tell-a-tubbies (those are mine) An amazing Peter Pan one (also mine) many Snoopy and Pooh Bear ones (all snoopy mine) and one Harry Potter one made of clay where he is sitting down, holding the sixth book, half a tooth pick for a wand, a Ravenclaw scarf and a Hufflepuff crest... not mine and kinda awesome and weird..... YETS GO GI JOE!