Totally Awesome Harry Potter One Shots!

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AN~ Hey you guys! Thanks for the reads from the last one shot, casue they just shot up! It was AMAZING! Now I am trying to get this story to 1000 reads, which I think I will be able to do with in two more one shots (this one included) This one shot will not be as scary to read as my other, cause my other was rather messed up with my dream... Those Voices. Ringing Out. La La La La La.....sorry... SHUT UP YOU FAT SIRIUS! YOU ARE A DISCRASE TO THE NAME SIRIUS BLACK!!! Pardon my crazy out burst.... This is in Harry's first year when he trys to get the book back...

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Harry sat in his favorite arm chair by the fireplace. Ron was trying to teach Hermione how to play wizards chess, and failing terribly. "Hermione this is the first thing I have ever beat you in!" Ron said after his queen smashed Hermione's bishop right in half.

"Charmng." Hermione said, not really playing attention for she was trying to find if there was anyway to get her king out of danger, there wasn't. Hermione sighed then offered her king up so she didn't have to deal with a rather long painful defeat.

Ron smiled then dirrected his knight to Hermione's King. "Check Mate." The red head said.

"Finally." Hermione said as she got up from the floor and plopped herself down in the armchair next to Harry, who had been silent the whole time, just stareing into the fire. Ron walked over and  waved a hand over his face trying to get Harry to snap out of it.  Ron's hand kept waving over Harry's face for five minutes before he gave up.

"Move over Ron." Hermione said. "Your in the splash zone." Hermione pointed her wand at Harry's face and said a spell that made a jet of water come out of her wand and hit Harry.

That got him to snap out of it.

"AH!" Harry said after he was splashed. He looked around confused and say that Ron was gripping onto his stomach from laughing so hard. Then Harry turned to Hermione and saw that she was slowly lowering her wand. "Thanks Hermione." Harry muttered.

"Harry what were you thinking about?" Hermione asked after she sat down again.

"I was thinking that I want ,Quidditch Throughout the Age's, back." Harry said. "And I think I will go get it. I''' check the teachers lounge. Snape wouldn't say no if there are other teachers around."

"Better you them me." Ron said as Harry got off the chair and out of the common room.

~Now at the teacher's lounge~

Harry knocked on the door and didn't get any respond. Harry slowly opened the door then poked his head threw.

No one was inside.

Harry was about to turned back and leave when he heard a faint noice coming from another door inside the lounge.

Harry, being the brave Gryffindor, ventured inside and inched closer towards the sorce of the sound. As he got closer the noice got louder. Finally he was standing outside the door from which the noice was coming from and he could now tell that the voice belonged to Snape.

Harry's hand reached for the doorknob but then he pulled it away. 'Come on Harry. Quidditch Throughtout the Age's is the only way to make you stop freaking out about tomorrow.' Harry said to himself, but inside his head.

Harry's hand reached for the doorknob again and this time he grabbed it and slowly opened it. Harry looked inside and saw Snape and Filch sitting at two ends of a round table. In a seat next to Flich was his cat.... wearing a princess dress and crown. Next to Snape was a teddy-bear with a picture of a pretty red head taped over the bear's face.

The two men were having a tea-party. Harry tried to back away before eaither men noticed him but it was too late.

"POTTER! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!" Snape yelled out as Filch tried to sweep all the tea time tinkets off the table.

"I was wondering if I could have my book back?" Harry asked with a shakey voice.

"OUT!" Snaped yelled again.

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TADA! I thought of this idea last night. I was half asleep when I thought of it but I was comfy inside my covers so I growled a bit and then turned on my bedside lamp and took my note book I keep there and wrote this down. Because of it I didn't fall asleep for another hour. YOUR WELCOME! And yes I did growl. Bear421 you have probably seen me growl before. COMMENT!!! PLEASE!!!! It will make me update more!