Totally Awesome Harry Potter One Shots!

My rather odd dream.

AN~ Hey I am SO sorry for not updating this in a long time but I couldn't think for anything! Again I am so sorry but I can't update without something to write. But I had this weird dream last night and my friend was like you should write that as a story on wattpad. And I thought yah... then I thought MY ONE SHOTS So here I am after school, not watching Mythbusters( your welcome) writing my odd dream down. ENJOY! This is Harry's pov and the story has an odd twist

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I was running down the halls with a third year Hufflepuff and a third year Slytherin following close behind me. Hermoine, Ron, and I had just got to Hogwarts to try and get the last three horricrux's. At Gringotts we were able to get Ravenclaws Diadem horricrux and soon after I had a vision flash telling me that two of them were inside the school and the other was his snake. I still had to find an object from Hufflepuff, the Slytherin girl was holding a bust of Slytherin that was Voldemorts horricrux but we still had to destroy it.

"Here we are." The Hufflepuff said.

I look up and I see a big yellow and black door. The doorhandle was in the shape of some ferret thing.

"And where is here?" I asked still looking at the door. "Is this some kinda Hufflepuff hide-away place?" The Ginger Slytherin asked.

"This is Helga Hufflepuff's dorm were she slept." The Hufflepuff answered glaring a bit at the Slytherin she then added "All the Founders had their own dorms, us Hufflepuff's are just particualy good finders and were able to find out Founders dorm."

"Psh whatever. Us Slytherins could of found it if we wanted but we don't. And I have a pet unicorn named Princess so HA!" The Slytherin said.

"Us Hufflepuffs arn't all fruity-tooty you know so bring it you soul-less ginger!" The Hufflepuff said. I jumped in front of the Hpuff before she could jump onto the Syther.

I looked over at the Slytherin girl and found that she was shocked. I guess this was an odd sight. A Hufflepuff with anger issues.

But then she added.

"and I'm only half-ginger so I have half a soul. "

I held onto the short hpuff and waited til she calmed down again then I asked her "Can you get us inside?"

"I might be able too. Only a true Hufflepuff can get inside. And as in true they are like the perfect Hufflepuff. So I'm not really sure. And could you FUDGING LET ME GO?" She yelled out the last part.

'Anger issues.' I thought.

I let her go so that she wouldn't bite my head off. And because she was growling and that didn't seem good to me.The angry Hpuff glared at me one final time then slowly walked to the door. She stood there for about a minute just staring at it before she finally raised a shaking hand and turned the ferrret thing doorknob.

It opened.

"YAY! I'M A TRUE HUFFLEPUFF!" The Hufflepuff's mood had gone from normal to kill mode to pissed to scared to excited all in two minutes flat. 'That. Is one messed up Hufflepuff.' I thought to myself. I turned to the Slytherin and saw that she was mubbling to herself. "That girl a true Hufflepuff with her anger issues and kill mode? Whats next a supermodel Ravenclaw?"

'True that Ginger. True that.'

"Ok, Happy Happy Joy Joy. Now lets go." I said as I pushed both the girls into the room. And not a moment to soon. For as soon as we got inside some Death-Eaters appeared fighting a rather pissed McGonagall.

"It find it dark in here." The Hufflepuff said from somewhere. It was so dark that I couldn't see eaither of the girls.

"Really I HADN'T NOTICED!" The Slytherin called back.