Totally Awesome Harry Potter One Shots!

The Princess Phase Part One

AN~ Again this is gona be Harry's kids and Harry, hope you like it! COMMENT!

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Ginny and Lily were sitting in the play room. Lily had just started the phase every girl has gone threw, the princess phase. Any muggle movie that Grandma Weasley could find she sent right over via floo network. Much to her grand-daughters delight and Ginny's horror. So over the past week Ginny and Lily were watching all the princess movies from Beauty and the Beast to Tangled. Right now as they sat in the play room mother and daughter were watching an Disney Channel one call the Princess Protection Program, again much to Ginny's horror.

A scene had just gone by that sprung up a question in Lily's mind. "Mom? Why are they putting books on their heads?"

"Well Lil, a princess does that so she can have good posture and not slouch." Ginny answered Lily. An idea then popped into Lily's head. "Mommy, I want to have a Princess Posture too!" Apart of the Princess Phase was that Lily wanted to do everything a princess does. Which ment bossing her brothers around, much to their annoyence.

"Ok Lil, but if you want to do that we have to turn off the movie, which means you can't won't finish it til later." Ginny said to her daughter, she hoped that Lily would want to learn to be a Princess over watching this moive which to Ginny, could be a from of punishment in come countries. Lily thought about it for a second then made up her mind "Movie first." Lily answered.

Ginny surpressed a grone then turned back to finish the terror.

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~after the torture~

"Ok Lily, so the first thing you have to go in order to have a Peincess Posture is to think tall." Ginny said to Lily, for the movie was over and now Lily wanted to be even more of a Princess. Lilyclosed her eyes and pictured herself as tall as her daddy, which wasn't that tall. "The next thing we do is place one book on our heads and try to keep them balenced on our heads as we walk. Ginny said when Lily opened her eyes again. "But the Princess had more then one book." Lily said with a slight pout. "Yes, but lets build up our way to more books, after we get good at one book."

"Ok." Lily answered. She then went over to Albus' bookshelf and grabbed a medium sized book to beging, for a larger book might be a bit harder. Lily also grabbed a book for her mom. Lily walked back to Ginny and handed her the book, were they both proceeded to placeing the books on their heads. As they did this Harry walked past the door then took a backttrack and took back into the play room. Harry watched as Lily and Ginny both tried to keep the books on their heads, and walk at the same time, but with little secsess. Ginny looked out threw the door and saw Harry smirking at Ginny's another failed attempt to walk like a Princess.

Ginny mouthed to Harry 'I would like to see you try' So Harry did just that. Harry grabbed the book out of Ginny's hands, placed it on his head and started walking all around the play room without having the book fall. Both Ginny and Lily watched with anger on their faces. When Harry finsihed he placed the book on Ginny's head and walked out of the room. Lily took her own book off her head and shot daggers with her eyes at her father's back. Lily was angery that her father could do it but she couldn't, he wasn't a Princess!

Ginny looked at her daughter and at that moment saw more of herself in her daughter then she had ever before. If she acts like me for this, maybe shewill also like the plan... "Don't worry Lil, boys have flatter heads for they arn't as smart as girls/" Ginny stated, "ANd do you want ot get a bit of pay back on your father? The girl way?" Ginny asked her daughter with a bit of evil in her eyes.

"No." Lily ansered, "The Princess way."

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OHH HARRY IS SOOO GONA GET IT!!! Heehee, I am a strong supporter of girl power and of anti Disney Channel Movie. And I never went threw a huge Princess phase. I like boy things like bob the builder and peter pan (which I would watch once, rewind, then watch again.) hope you liked it part two will come out tomorrow. maybe. I have orphodontist so teeth might hurt and I would be crabby. COMMENT