Return to Sender - A compilation of Letters

Reality check

Hi.

I know you don't know me, but I need your help.

I've been stuck in this game for a long time and I cannot get out. I know this may sound ridiculous, but you need to believe me. Somehow the game sucked me in.
I was a player just like you. I was winning too, my score had never been so high. Then there was a flash and I woke up here. Now I can't get out. The game won't let me.
I'll have to either finish it out or wait until I'm out of lives. And this time I don't think there will be a reset. It will really be game over.

The game does have weaknesses though, you'd call them bugs, and I managed to infiltrate some parts of it. That is how I got this message out.
Please, anyone who reads this. Help me.

There is a way to beat the game. I know there is. I just need your help. There is a list of items I require. Items that can be won through playing. I need you to get me to those locations, or better yet, send me these items. But, you can't let the game know what you're doing. It will get upset. And when it's upset, it will...

Please...

Just follow these instructions and you should be safe.

Theoretically.

Probably.

Or...not...

Just... please help me. Soon it will be too late.