BTS

BTS and what they would be if not an idol

Jin: *full time mother/part time first lady* *owns five Pink stores* *Martha Stewart fangirl*

Suga: *married to Kumamon* *instead of asking when he sleeps ask him when he is awake* *grandpa of 500 children*

J-hope: *fastest horse you could ever meet* *gallops towards the sunset every evening* *even though he is a horse he is still a hoe*

Rap Monster: *president of South Korea* *has bubble wrap around everything he owns due to his destructiveness* *married to Kim Seokjin*

Jimin: *became the peach emoji due to his jibooty and hair* *always tries to get to the cookie emoji* *Taeyang trash*

V: *Lives in another galaxy* *full time farmer* *always watches that one horse in korea from his telescope*

Jungkook: *cutest cookie in your local bakery* *G Dragon trash* *waits to be bought by you at his bakery*

Idk what this is im sorry😂

-author-nim